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mercy the huck

How do you do this, when the crack is a bit too big for hands & not quite big enough for fists?

i'd say you have funny shaped hands. just kidding, but sorta not really because there's really nothing between hands and fists. What I'm saying is there is overlap and the "manuver" is somewhere between a fist jam and classic hand jam.

it is a little more difficult to explain, but it is the exact same principle as I was talking about before. If you rotate a hand jam far enough towards the thumb it will eventually become a fist jam, only thing laking is you haven't closed your fist yet.

Stick your right hand out in front of you like you were doing a classic hand jam but have your thumb pointing straight up. notice how narrow it is from side to side. now, bring your thumb in front of your palm and try to touch the tip of your thump to your palm where the pinky attaches. see how much wider the profile of you hand is? and see how your thumb muscle bulges out and would be pressing against the left wall of the crack? now rotate your hand 45° twards your thumb. see how the profile of you hand is even wider? Now rotate your hand further until you palm is parallel to ground. This is max width before becoming a classic fist jam. I think I even spread my fingers out sometimes for a little more friction against the walls.

It will help if you stuff this mug up to your elbow, pull it in a little so your elbow is bent and then lean to the left so your fore arm is pressing against left wall of the crack for more friction. It also converts some of the outward pull into resting/leaning against the crack. I dont know if I ever jam without contorting my body one way or the other. Jamming is as much about using your body as it is about your thumb. You're always twisting your arm, leaning, contorting your torso and shoulders or something to make more friction, reach higher or lock down lower.

You might also want to cup your left hand on the edge of the crack like you would if you were offwidthing with your right hand. or pull on an edge or something.

I dont know what the heck you are gonna do for off hands in a pure roof crack situation, except avoid it and find another option, because the technique doesn't offer nearly as much outward pull as a tight hand jam. I do what I can to reach past this mess or dig deeper into the crack, find a wide place so I stick my leg(s) in ball deep or something. There's always been another option. Who has you following roof cracks that dont fit your hands anyway? I say put them on a #1 camalot sized one and make them suffer as you hike it.

Good luck and have fun.

insert your pee pee in to the crack and bloody the sides of your pee pee for lubrication (step 1). rub your pee pee on to the back of your hands with quick thrusting motions. rotate your pee pee 90 degrees and it WILL get bigger. your pee pee is now quite useful. for added lubrication place your testicles inside the crack with a camming action as seen in step 2. this will let you chalk up with both hands before begining the lubrication process part 2. rotate your cammed testicles back and forth over a 180 degree spectrum. use your torso and head in the rotation as to create a larger moment about the testicle axis. your testicles should split open spilling semen out of the sides like a broken watermelon that spills all the red stuff and seeds out when you throw it on the ground (step 3). this is good. you will use your semen for the next jamming area (step 4). repeat process to the anchors. good luck my friend.

Holy shit. Classic.

The the auto lubricating scrotal cluster torsion technique. magnificent!

Brilliant!! don't Bogart

Damn Lurkist...that would be an AWESOME route name...LOL. THe auto lubricating scrotal cluster torsion technique...classic.

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