Hot climber chicks not dating me

Post by **ynot** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:37 am

What do you say ,we just skip the BS and get married?
Gets em every time.

Post by **Legion** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:52 am

really? Man, I might try that.

Post by **ertbaby!!!** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:05 am

These are all great lines! haha keep 'em come'n.

Post by **dipsi** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:42 am

"Yer purtier than a speckled pup."

Truly heard that one.

Post by **Huggybone** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:59 pm

Actually, the only pick up lines that ever worked for me are these:

"Hello"
"Want to climb with me next weekend?"

Here are some general climber pick up lines.

"Want to climb with me next weekend? I have REALLY big cams."
"I know of a super-ultra-mega secret crag, but I need a partner to climb it, can you help me?"
(note: if you do not have big cams or a super-ultra-mega secret crag, you'll have to date sport climbers.)

In which case, you can say: "hey baby, wanna learn to plug gear?"
And just hope she doesn't confuse it with S&M.

Post by J » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:15 pm

Can I borrow a quarter? cause I told my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams

Is your name Mickey? Cause your so fine!!!(like the song)

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Word for the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:11 pm

So Andy, does this mean you go out with me? Damn it!

What's wrong with women sweating? If we're not doing something to stay in shape, then we're getting fat and you guys will start sleeping with the girls you do climb with anyway. So just date the climber chicks.

Post by **Rain Man** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:29 pm

A woman sweating because she is busting ass doing something physical and athletic is more erotic than any porn anywhere, period.

Post by **Rain Man** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:32 pm

Oh, lest I forget my contribution....

"Hi, my name's (insert name). I'm (insert semi-distinct ethnicity - example, I'm Italian...really). I have (ethnicity) in me. What's YOUR name? Are you (re-insert ethnicity)? Do you have any (ethnicity) in you? Want some?