Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:39 pm
Not touching that one!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:01 am
You will be graded on your answers.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:38 am
ynot, just becuz
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:32 am
Good answer!
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:31 am
Because we don't want to run out. Do you know how much it sucks to stretch across the bathroom, with your butt still hanging over the toilet, rummaging in the cabinet under the sink trying to get out a new roll, because you forgot to check the old roll before you sat down? Guys, on the other hand, can just shake it off, zip up their fly, and leave (hand washing apparently optional).
Because, while little boys are taught to be dominant and aggressive, little girls are taught to be submissive and passive and deferential. So even if we have make up our minds or have an opinion, we don't always voice it. Otherwise we face the stereotype that a woman who is decisive must be a real bitch.
Because there's no point in putting the lid back on if you're just going to take it off again later in the day?? (Just guessing... I always put the lid back on.)
Because, no matter how much we grumble about our mothers, they were still pretty good role models. And they were the role model we saw the most of. Ever notice that for some women, this transition seems to happen when they have daughters who are just as difficult as they were.
Because, while little boys are taught to be dominant and aggressive, little girls are taught to be submissive and passive and deferential. So even if we have make up our minds or have an opinion, we don't always voice it. Otherwise we face the stereotype that a woman who is decisive must be a real bitch.
Because there's no point in putting the lid back on if you're just going to take it off again later in the day?? (Just guessing... I always put the lid back on.)
Because, no matter how much we grumble about our mothers, they were still pretty good role models. And they were the role model we saw the most of. Ever notice that for some women, this transition seems to happen when they have daughters who are just as difficult as they were.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:58 am
Speaking of femminism.
Why are men required to lower the seat in the bathroom. I think it would be a mark of a progressive woman to raise the seat on the toilet for the men of the house after she is finished.
But oh no, women won't do this. They want you to treat them with conventional manners(the ones they choose) and with new mannerisms(the ones they choose)and you as a man, can be right, but always wrong at the same time. WTF!
To quote on of the greatest men of our modern times."The Rock says, Know your roll and shut your hole!"
Why are men required to lower the seat in the bathroom. I think it would be a mark of a progressive woman to raise the seat on the toilet for the men of the house after she is finished.
But oh no, women won't do this. They want you to treat them with conventional manners(the ones they choose) and with new mannerisms(the ones they choose)and you as a man, can be right, but always wrong at the same time. WTF!
To quote on of the greatest men of our modern times."The Rock says, Know your roll and shut your hole!"
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:27 am
J.H., has your a$$ hit the water at 3AM??
To me what I think is amazing is that a man can write his name in snow but can't hit the freakin toilet water with out spraying the edges of the bowl.
To me what I think is amazing is that a man can write his name in snow but can't hit the freakin toilet water with out spraying the edges of the bowl.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:11 pm
I would like to request that women who squat to pee please raise the freakin seat because they can't seem to hit the water without spraying the seat either. 
In our house, we leave the lid completely closed in order to keep the dog out of the toilet water, so everyone has to do equal work to use the loo. Another battle of the sexes solved.
I haven't read the first 3 pages of this thread. You people scare me.
In our house, we leave the lid completely closed in order to keep the dog out of the toilet water, so everyone has to do equal work to use the loo. Another battle of the sexes solved.
I haven't read the first 3 pages of this thread. You people scare me.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:29 pm
DEar Canuck, Much of what you said makes good sense and reflects sound reasoning.BUTT, what is guy supposed to shake off when he does #2 and has to start looking for TP? 
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:44 pm
I thought you guys just pinched it off then used one square for a final wipe?