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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:36 pm
by Spray Lord
I bet he did. A truly bad motherfucker doesn't need to inform people of the fact. Just goes to show that he's a bigger pussy than I thought.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:36 pm
by SikMonkey
Jeebus SpRay Lord, lighten up on us hillbillies!

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:37 pm
by Spray Lord
As for you SiKMonkey, I don't know you, but if you are as big a hillbilly as loren, then I can start a fund for you too. Just let me know.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:39 pm
by Guest
Spray Lord wrote:I bet he did. A truly bad motherfucker doesn't need to inform people of the fact. Just goes to show that he's a bigger pussy than I thought.
well the ladies all dig him! Clearly SpRay Lord has penis envy...

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:42 pm
by Spray Lord
Ha! Penis envy huh? why is it that the ladies allways dig the pussies? Maybe he speaks their language.

By the way Sandy, you seem to know an aweful lot about this loren dork. Perhaps you could meet me sometime and do a little comparison...

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:43 pm
by SikMonkey
$10, anything I want? :lol:

Mj

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:45 pm
by Spray Lord
Well, if we get any people to donate, it could be as much as 20 dollars. For that, you could probably get a cheap haircut, new pants and shirt from goodwill, and maybe even a meal from the YMCA or the community kitchen down in Stanton. The offer would be the same with any facail hair. My shears are sharpened and ready.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:48 pm
by SikMonkey
WOW! And you would donate all that to us poor ol' hillbillies? You are great SpRay L. Ington!

Mj

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:50 pm
by Spray Lord
Ington!? What the fuck is that? hillbilly speak for thank you?

If so, you are welcome.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:52 pm
by Spray Lord
By the way Sandy, I meant no offense to you. It's not your fault that you are attracted to this loren dork. It seems that most women feel a natural attraction to hillbillies like loren. I've seen you around though and you are hot. Just know that you could do much better than that.