What's Your Excuse?

Post by **bentley** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:43 pm

The economy

Post by **michaelarmand** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:20 pm

I have found the key to making excuses is to be preemptive. Once you fail, it is too late to make excuses!

My excuse making starts as I prepare for a climb:

1) As I put on my harness I may mention that is feels tight, and that my ass looks fat in it.
2) As I put I my shoes I will complain of discomfort.
3) While roping up I will establish all the negatives about the weather, and loud gumbies that are distracting me.

I hold off remaining excuses until on the climb. That is the optimal place to solidify the most powerful excuses:

1) This hold is wet!
2) Pigsteak must have bolted this route!
3) Augh, the choss.
4) A hold must have broke!
5) What a terrible clipping stance...
6) Why didn't someone else hang the draws for me?
7) Sand everywhere!

The possibilities are endless.....

Post by **rhunt** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:32 pm

i just crawled out of my hibernation hole and haven't touch plastic or rock since I crawled into that hole back in november.

oh...and because I am old and crusty.

Post by **DuppyC** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:25 pm

I shat myself.

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:38 pm

dude, I only called you. I swear.

Post by **Danny** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:01 pm

all the beer at the beer trailer is too weak

Post by **p0bray01** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:11 pm

My f#$%ing finger F#$@*ing G^&d##@n hurts!!!!

Post by **Saxman** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:38 pm

Dark matter.

Post by **Lateralus** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:51 pm

Old, Fat and Stupid have always worked pretty good for me

Post by **kek-san** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:25 pm

I left my sack at home.