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Post by **512OW** » Mon May 05, 2008 9:48 pm

Horatio Felacio wrote:
512OW wrote: Imagine how bad Kentucky would suck if it didn't have the Red....
bourbon, horses, way prettier girls, and topographic relief.

what does ohio have? columbus? dayton? cinci? piles of dirty shit! fifo's and ghettos for you to rap in? loooong ways from any climbing (assuming the red does not exist). what a fantastic place to live.

Shut the hell up. You're not even from Kentucky.

Louisville does have muchas hotties though. I'm in complete agreement.

As for the bourbon... you buy it from the store same as us.

As for the horses... keep em. They stink.

As for the topographic relief... keep that too. Without the Red, its just a waste of gas.

Ohio has Erin Wheatley. We win.

Post by **Spragwa** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:02 pm

Erynn Wheatley is hot ODUB but one walk through Keeneland on a spring day and you would shoot your wad down your leg.

Let me add to what KY has.

- a heart: we love it here and cherish the moments spent in our home, most of us don't take it for granted
- courtesy: yep, good ol down home hospitality and charm
- Bourbon is made here dipshit. Bourbon can ONLY come from KY.
- Hot guys. Yep, guys from the south are much hotter
- Accents: I dig the accents.
- beauty: it is gorgeous here regardless

Post by **512OW** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:26 pm

Spragwa wrote:Erynn Wheatley is hot ODUB but one walk through Keeneland on a spring day and you would shoot your wad down your leg.

I wouldn't walk through Keeneland on a spring day. I'd be at the Red.. climbing. And yes, she is. Smokin.

Spragwa wrote:- Let me add to what KY has.

a heart: we love it here and cherish the moments spent in our home, most of us don't take it for granted

I can drive there in about 3 minutes. I'm ok with that.

Spragwa wrote:- courtesy: yep, good ol down home hospitality and charm

Yes, scratching derogatory statements on cars is great southern hospitality.

Spragwa wrote:- Bourbon is made here dipshit. Bourbon can ONLY come from KY.

Hmmm... not true. Get your facts straight before you call names. Bourbon is simply named for Bourbon County, Kentucky. however it can be made anywhere in the United States. There is currently no bourbon being produced in Bourbon County, and several brands are produced outside of Kentucky. Kentucky is the only state that can legally put its name on the label. Thats it....

Spragwa wrote:- Hot guys. Yep, guys from the south are much hotter

I saw your last man. It proves that your taste doesn't count...

Spragwa wrote:- Accents: I dig the accents.

Can't argue there. I do dig accents. Especially southern.

Spragwa wrote:- beauty: it is gorgeous here regardless

But all the Lexingtonians come to Cincy on bad weather weekends....

Post by **mcrib** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:31 pm

But Ohio has those kick ass gyms where the weekend worriers can get trained up for their long ass drive to the actual rock climbing areas.

Post by **512OW** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:52 pm

Good point mcrib. We drive further, then come and crush your projects. On less sleep.

Damn I love Ohio.

Post by **Meadows** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:08 pm

Spragwa wrote:

- a heart: we love it here and cherish the moments spent in our home, most of us don't take it for granted
- courtesy: yep, good ol down home hospitality and charm
- Bourbon is made here dipshit. Bourbon can ONLY come from KY.
- Hot guys. Yep, guys from the south are much hotter
- Accents: I dig the accents.
- beauty: it is gorgeous here regardless

Pretty much all those qualities exist in the Midwest too, although the real beauty doesn't start until Tenn.

Post by **charlie** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:19 pm

Is Spring Meet over already?

Post by **MSMITH** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:14 am

Horatio Felacio wrote:
bourbon, horses, way prettier girls, and topographic relief.

what does ohio have? columbus? dayton? cinci? piles of dirty shit! fifo's and ghettos for you to rap in? loooong ways from any climbing (assuming the red does not exist). what a fantastic place to live.

Prettier Girls? Its kentucky, your sisters don't count.

Post by **kidney_dave** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:55 am

morgan thats probably the wittiest thing i have ever heard you say...youre finally gettin the hang of this shit talkin thing

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:27 am

MSMITH wrote:
Horatio Felacio wrote:
bourbon, horses, way prettier girls, and topographic relief.

what does ohio have? columbus? dayton? cinci? piles of dirty shit! fifo's and ghettos for you to rap in? loooong ways from any climbing (assuming the red does not exist). what a fantastic place to live.
Prettier Girls? Its kentucky, your sisters don't count.

no one likes jealousy, and they're not my sisters...my parents weren't allowed to procreate after having me.

and the derogatory comments on cars? c'mon odub! it's not derogatory if it's true.