The ongoing weekend idiot report

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri May 28, 2010 1:13 am

they don't work anti..but you do look good in those booty shorts I must admit....

Post by **anticlmber** » Fri May 28, 2010 1:16 am

maybe yours don't cowboy but i prefer them. durable and cheap.

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri May 28, 2010 1:50 am

durable???? look at your pic dude...what are they protecting?

naw, jeans are for posers and wannabes...

Post by **der uber** » Fri May 28, 2010 2:08 am

Post by **cliftongifford** » Fri May 28, 2010 10:50 am

Pig, I think you were just proven wrong... If Chuck Norris wears them while kicking ass, it's surely ok to wear Action Jeans rock climbing.

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri May 28, 2010 11:14 am

clifton, are you comparing chuck's pants with anti's pants...?

Post by **cliftongifford** » Fri May 28, 2010 11:51 am

anti's pants are beautiful! I wouldn't want to try any offwidth in em'... but they look really good for sport climbing. I guess you could wear some lycra underneath, it'd help for staying warm in the cold.

Post by **dustonian** » Fri May 28, 2010 12:51 pm

Maybe he should get him some ugly-ass cowboy boots like Chuck too!

Post by **Jeff** » Fri May 28, 2010 1:50 pm

The blonde can find a matching rope and the hottie 3rd from left can probably pick up a matching chalkbag.
Guess the bookends can be satisfied with pizza or waffles.

Post by **krampus** » Fri May 28, 2010 1:54 pm

So me and ahab are rapping down from the battlement and some toolbag is just getting to the top of Bombs Bursting, so we decide to rap off the tree by crussin' crack. We get over there and its covered in a mess of rat chewed, and sun baked tat, I mean at least 4 layers of the crap. We cut it all off and leave 2 layers of brand new webbing. When we get to the bottom I have a handful of this sun baked flaking crap and this guy who just got off "such a great rout" (bombs bursting) starts giving me crap about cutting off the tat. "Why would you cut it all off and not just add some more?"
I say "why would you leave dangerous gear at the top of a rout?"
He then tried to give me shit about what its like in the desert and how crappy anchors are the norm out there. I say "cool man, well here you go, set up some anchors for yourself with this crap sometime."