Do You Like Climbing?

Innocent subjects that took a turn for the worst.
flashmaster
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Post by flashmaster »

Climbing was fun when I was in shape. Now that I'm really really outta shape I know what I have to do to get back in shape and it's gonna take me way too long to be worth it. But as long as I can still do anticlimbers projects off the couch I'll be happy with where I'm at climbing. So now I just pretend to climb and hang around other climbers so that when they are talking about their projects I can say, I did that shit like 8 years ago brah before they found the 12 kneebars. I like to pretend now, I requires way less commitment.
flashmaster
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Post by flashmaster »

And I like Meat
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

I finaly figured out the reason we climb. It's about upping the quality of our life.
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Danny
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Post by Danny »

and everyone knows cavers are low lifes
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

some people like slippery holes. even Anti I'll bet.
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Post by ditzywonder »

oh - and it never hurts that i'm outnumbered by hot guys with bulging muscles who tend to climb shirtless. eye candy is never a bad thing
amen sister :)
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ashtray
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Post by ashtray »

How did this thread get hijacked so quickly???

I guess the dirty little secret is out. None of us really like climbing at all. It is all about the fame, glory and the many many chicks (subst. dudes for some of you)..........
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bcombs
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Post by bcombs »

Don' forget the bromances. I see how some of you guys look at each other at the crag. :P
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tutugirl
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Post by tutugirl »

Here we go again...another episode of "Brokeback Cliff"
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Post by anticlmber »

ha ha ha flash. asshole. i still do your mom ON the couch.

and tutu, ain't none of those boys out there got enough to break anything.
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