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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:47 am
by Crankmas
so is it safe to assume age makes for less of an athlete and lack of age makes for less intelligence, I'm thinking of clinton and bush in particular, two of the youngest presidents and easily the two most incompetent, 18 year old kids killed in nam were examined and found to have blocked arteries and other maladies that are not found in healthy older adults, if you remember the pricks looking for the fountain of youth were unsuccessful, I sometimes prefer older prostitutes that are skilled and savy rather than the young and infected ones, unless of course they're on their menstruggle cycle

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:24 am
by krampus
pigsteak wrote:why is it better..if football floats his boat, this should be admired. if he gets crushed in the pile, at least he can smile knowing he tried. better than the fat asses tooling around walmart in those electric courtesy chairs hooked up to oxygen smoking a doobie.
Admired, maybe. A spectacle, for certain. But I certainly doubt anyone would envy him. Also, you don't have to be fat to use an oxygen mask to smoke a doobie, just creative. 8)

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:34 am
by bcombs
Crankmas wrote:...I sometimes prefer older prostitutes that are skilled and savy rather than the young and infected ones, unless of course they're on their menstruggle cycle...
A good friend of mine always says: Old age and experience beats youth and enthusiasm every time.

Then he would put a pool cue across the middle pockets and ask me to hit the cue ball underneath it without moving it off the pockets. After 10 minutes I just gave him the 5 bucks. :roll:

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:44 am
by kirker
bcombs wrote:
Crankmas wrote:...I sometimes prefer older prostitutes that are skilled and savy rather than the young and infected ones, unless of course they're on their menstruggle cycle...
A good friend of mine always says: Old age and experience beats youth and enthusiasm every time.

Then he would put a pool cue across the middle pockets and ask me to hit the cue ball underneath it without moving it off the pockets. After 10 minutes I just gave him the 5 bucks. :roll:
Roll the ball under the table. 8) But I think you knew that.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:10 am
by bcombs
kirker wrote:...Roll the ball under the table. 8) But I think you knew that.
Yeah, after I lost my 5 bucks. Come to think of it he taught me some other important lessons in life. Like..

- Its easier to apologize than to ask permission.
- Golf carts can ride on two wheels for more than 50 feet.
- When you get pulled over, try to explain that you 'are only going one-way'.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:35 pm
by rhunt
can we have a show of :!: of all the people in on this thread that currently play some form of football?

not me.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:48 pm
by bcombs
rhunt wrote:...currently...
not me

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:50 pm
by pigsteak
rhunt, that is easy...climbers are too sissy to play football. hell, there aren't 2 people on here who ever played in high school.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:39 pm
by krampus
With the exception of Chriss, I don't think most climbers are big enough to play football, but backyard games were always fun. Besides, I think that most people climb for personal reasons rather than a purely competitive motivation.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:58 pm
by rhunt
ok now second question. A show of :!: of all people who post to this thread that are in their early 60's?