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anticlmber
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Post by anticlmber »

it was probably you that pissed on the floor. they say the bladder is the first to go when old age hits.
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Post by Pru »

maybe I need to center myself better over the litter box?
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Post by Pru »

by the way, I cleaned it up with your t-shirt. You can have it back now
alien2
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Post by alien2 »

Your mamma is so fat. Black people won't even have sex with her.
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anticlmber
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Post by anticlmber »

you know black's a very slimming color. that's why you see so many fat white girls with black guys.


on the other end of it.

what 12 inches and white??

nothing.
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Post by krampus »

Pru wrote:oh god! Even though it was in the dream. I still feel krampus.<br><br>
it wouldn't be the first time babe
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Post by Pru »

you are scary good at reading between the lines :oops:
KD
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Post by KD »

rich man and a poor man are talking about what they gave their wives for valentines day....

rich: i gave her a diamond ring and a mercades
poor: why both?
rich: because if she doesnt like the ring she can drive it to the jewler in her new mercades - what did you give your wife?

poor: house shoes and a dildo

rich: why the dildo?

poor: because if she dont like the houseshoes she can go fuck herself!
KD
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Post by KD »

yo mammas armpits are so hairy she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock
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Post by Andrew »

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