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I'm telin ya scin, it's tax time you otta kick up- plus you get to drink and eat if you go. so here's how:
1. buy a very very nice card.
2. Buy a gift tag and put your names on it and the card.
3. buy a gift box and a gift bag - a discrete neutral color.
4. when no one is looking, switch your gift tag from one of those real big presents with your gift bag/box thing.
5. dont get caught and tax is paid.
6. drink a little and eat a littl.
6. leave BEFORE presents are opened.

Here's the kicker. The wedding is in the Caribbean!

now there you go complicatin things! most folks wont go so you gotta send one of those envelopes with your declination - at least you dont have to be there.

SCIN wrote:Now Todd, that is a damn good idea. Can I borrow your suspenders?

Not only my suspenders, but I still have that cool skull ear ring with the ruby red eys