Draws on Golden Touch

Post by **mcrib** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:34 pm

yes tradsucker the route at the motherload. Thank you dmw

Post by **SCIN** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:01 pm

I gave Tradsucker a call and he said to just keep those draws.

Post by **mcrib** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:06 pm

isn't keith moll the tradsucker?

Post by **dmw** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:21 pm

no, your mom is!!

Post by **heidiramma** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:22 pm

oooowww burrrrnnn!

Post by **itmeansgod** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:22 am

I'm pretty sure SCIN's done his fair share of trad. So from what I've seen when I accidently show up at the gym a little early and forget to knock, that definitely makes Ho a pretty serious tradsucker. Probably dmw too, but I'm not sure (was he one of the 9? I don't remember...)

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:09 am

bullshit. this is complete bullshit you rancid sack of pig vomit. here's what really happened:

i was heading down to the MOTHERLODE one day, to scope out some sick new trad routes with my friend peter croft aka ray ellington aka SCIN. me and peter croft found this crack...it was big, black, and full of moss...just what we were looking for. anyway, we were racking up for the crack climb when we heard a rustle in the bushes. i sent my penis on a scouting mission to find out what it was...sure enough it was ray ellington aka peter croft. he was standing in the bushes. naked. making a bunch of rustling sounds with empty power bar wrappers. naked. he was looking at me kinda weird...like he was chinese or some shit. he started enigneering some polymers like a little spider (because that's what chinese people do) on heroin. running around in the bushes, shooting strings out of his butthole. after a while, the string became real buttholes...so he was shooting buttholes out of his own butthole...if you can imagine that. anyway, he shot out a plate of buttholes and started eating them. the ones he couldn't finish he tried sewing to his forehead. apparently he did a good job at that, because after a while, doodoo started flying out of his butthole head. he flung shit everywhere. this is when itmeansgod came up to the MOTHERLODE...he was impressed, so he packed his stuff up and went back to pakistan because he knew that he couldn't hang with me, peter croft, and ray ellington with buttholes sewn to his cranium. he took the draws with him. so anyway, the draws were stolen by this foreigner (itmeansgod), which i guess isn't surprising.

Post by **mcrib** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:25 pm

my mom is keith moll?

Post by **ynot** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:23 pm

I was starting to wonder when you would get around to telling us what really happened, Ho. Don't you feel better now that the real story is out?