Non-cool

Post by **gonzobeer** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:03 pm

512OW wrote:
TankAzz wrote:i can't believe gym rats have not been attacked yet
They aren't even considered climbers, so why bother?

They're only considered climbers in the UK

Post by **ynot** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:16 pm

we are gonna shoot torpedos at your damn rubber ducky floaty from our super secret submarine. HA!

Post by **Wes** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:32 pm

4-5 months away? Plenty of time to work on that tan!

For the newer people. And those that are tired of the cold already...

http://www.knowchaos.com/lake/index.php

Don McGlone wrote:Water Solo Checklist:

1) Tanning bed appointments start 2 months prior to the first planned trip.
2) New speedos - same color as climbing shoes.
3) $250 pair of Oakley sunglasses.
4) New rubber ducky floaty.
5) Shave back the night before planned trip.
6) Duct tape to tape down involuntary hard-on from watching Thalia - see #2.
7) If Wes isn't coming with the camera, fuck it. Cancel whole trip.

Post by **mcrib** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:20 pm

So you climb the jug haul slab and then jump off the top? At least you don't have to walk down the hill to use the portapot, just don't leave a floater under your proj.

Post by **SCIN** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:37 am

Hey mcrib, why not try being a little nicer on MY website.

Thank YOU

Post by **flashmaster** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:14 am

pigsteak wrote: sport photographers....hiding behind the lense for fear that their lack of athletic ability will be exposed.

Hey!!! I resemble that comment!!!

Post by **Fartspray** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:49 am

Post by **Spragwa** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:04 am

I like this thread!

Post by **dyno_heaven** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:25 am

So you climb the jug haul slab and then jump off the top?

youre complaining? im up for that, just look at the pictures

Post by **Alan Evil** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:02 pm

SCIN wrote:Oh, the "old age" excuse. If that's what makes you feel comfortable about not winning then keep using it. Old age doesn't happen until 90.

Look, I just wanna know who's keeping score so I'll know how badly I'm losing.