On Another Note

[charlie]

Not as far as you know. Granted, I am fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet and the ninjas are sweet sticker was the first sticker I put on Annabelle.

[flashmaster]

Dude you all wish Ninjas were as cool as Pirates.

All pirates have to do is grab a ninja with their hook and throw them overboard....that is if you can ever get a ninja on a boat because they are deathly afraid of water....Sissies!

Pirates can kick ass even when they're wasted on rum unkike ninjas who whould be puking their guts out everywhere

Ninjas also aren't very good with the ladies as they can never take off their pajamas. Pirates get laid all the time, some would say that they get alot of booty!

Pirates don't need to flip out to kill people, They just kill them and go on with their business of drinking rum and looking for booty!

And I dont know of any Ninja movies rated ARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

[dmw]

Ninjas are way hotter than pirates.....

[reospeed]

i totally agree.


ninjas are way hotter than pirates.

[Josephine]

I <3 ninjas, and pirates suck.

what have you got against pirates? According to the official Church doctrine, pirates are extremely important they are in curbing global warming.

perhaps you may need to re-read the Letter.

http://www.venganza.org/

[reospeed]

you can't love both ninja and pirate.

it just doesn't work like that...

[charlie]

The Ultimate Battle
Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound.

The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

Ninja boners are bigger and smash entire restaurants (really expensive ones), their girlfriends literally smoke they are so hot. Documented fact.

Pirates suck.

[flashmaster]

your mom sucks....a lot

[flashmaster]

Obviously that story is made up. Ninjas can get the biggest boners in the world but what the hell are they gonna do with it when they cant even take off their PJs. Even if they could take off their PJs they obviously don't know how to handle it seeing as he destroyed the whole restraunt with it and ruined a good date, where as Pirates are actually doing it all the time even when they are pillaging(sp) other ships.
And whoever says that pirates arent as hot as ninjas are idiots because if you knew anything you would know that real ninjas wear that queer little scarf around their face and no one can see them so no one really knows. Except for me cause I used to be a ninja until I met this really cool pirate dude who showed me the ways after martinis and a night on the town. Ah but I stand corrected I know of at least one really hot former ninja.... Besides Look at Johnny Depp he's a pretty hot Pirate too! Although not as cool as the rest of us but still pretty cool.

Ninjas Suck More!

[anticlmber]

pirates....much cooler than ninjas. cooler than that, (as well as hotter) are midgets dressed up as clowns. shit now i have a huge boner. excuse me while i go destroy a tube sock.