So does the yelling piss anyone else off?

Post by **Huggybone** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:49 pm

Sorry, your not allowed to yell. If its not 5.12, and you are screaming your head off, you are a poser.

Post by **reospeed** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:52 pm

dang it.

Post by **woman** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:45 pm

Yasmeen wrote:LOL, I had to think back and make sure I wasn't at Roadside on Friday. When I'm making hard moves, it does help to be a little vocal, but the sounds typically last more like .266 seconds, rather than 4; and I try to keep it down around every 5th move, rather than every move.

I had to think back too, and although i wasn't at roadside on friday I admit to being the type of climber Yasmeen describes...and apologize on behalf of our species.

There is no excuse however for the barking, whining, pissing on rope bag species at the crag. Grh.

(look Yasmeen I'm posting! :0 )

Post by **SCIN** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:59 pm

Whining species? You mean the whiney ass climbers who get on routes above their head then bitch and moan about the feet being too small, the moves being too "weird", the crimps being too sharp, being out of shape, having elbow problems, ass fungus, penis drip, vaginal crust issues, Matt Nasty urine in their hair, Hugh Loeffler skunk love in their ears, John Ciocci time schedules, Paul Vidal kiddy love lust, Wes Allen animal molestation tendencies, Blake Bowling sideways pulling problem setting skills, Kipp Trimmmesesllls skirt wearing issues, Ray Ellington gigantic monster sized weineritis, Jesse New's stalkeresque smile, Rob Hunter's "I want to kill you" gang sign hand gestures, Agile's yellow toenail in the ass fetish, RRO's "slip the poison in the french toast" habit, Redpointron's tonsil swallowing and bird eating trick, Goodguy's strange Gecko Circus infatuation, Captain Static's bizarre Here Comes Batman lust, Kris Hampton's freakomatic habit of making feaux paintings of gigantic vas deferens trying to escape from a snake pit, and just can't understand why they can't send?

Post by **rhunt** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:57 pm

oh my god that was awesome Ray!

Post by **pawilkes** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:52 am

hey scin,
can i make all kinds of noise if im send something at my limit? just want permission before i come down this weekend.

Post by **Huggybone** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:35 am

Not unless it's 5.12.

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:12 am

huggy, back off or bring it...no making rules without consulting the pigsteak corollary playbook. Thanks for filling in while I was sleeping at the wheel.

Huggy is correct..only elite 5.12c or harder climbers may grunt and swear. But only when the draw is 6 inches below their tie in point, when a lead fall such as that would lead to serious consequences. Start with "watch me"...and then proceed into the animal howls. SCIN is on the right track....have a bag full of excuses handy when you fall, because if you have to scream on warmups (anything under 12b), you should take up knitting. (sorry wifey and Va)

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:53 am

pigsteak, You don't grunt, but you sure pass a lot of wind from your butt when climbing.

No more farting on anything under 12b.

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:55 am

woman wrote:
and apologize on behalf of our species.

Are you apologizing to the dogs at the cliff?

Homo Sapien:AHHAHAHA@#$&!!

Canis lupus: Could you quiet it down? I'm trying to make this human feel sorry for me. Must look like a cute, starving puppy. Oooh ... look at my puppy face. Look at me! Look at me!

Homo Sapien: I'm sorry.