that would just get a higher grade. all this stuff is about grades anyways...Huggybone wrote:!
But, maybe that wouldn't be a great idea, cows shitting in all the streams from the farmland above.
Stinky clothes
JB, dmv, Jill, you are all just not "extreme" enough. Don't you see this is the next major step in climbing? We have first ascents, First free ascent, first female ascent, first ironing ascent, first WASHING ascent is the next big thing. I tell you. Y'all will still be sport climbing while Steve and I are pushing new, extreme frontiers. You laugh now, but you will see, this is the future of climbing!
"Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water."
then we will have elite sport washing assholes talking about how others should wring their clothes out , where they should apply the stain resitant, this stain is harder than that stain drama and sandbagging by smedging ink in your hommies shirt. really i dont know if the world is ready for this madness.
this will be the next big thing. i could see it taking over online forums that took over real worl climbing.......
this will be the next big thing. i could see it taking over online forums that took over real worl climbing.......
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Sarah Bellam
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Re: Stinky clothes
Dirty Dan McFlailJill wrote:Some folks on here probably feel a sense of accomplishment when their clothes (synthetics) develop an aroma the survives the washing machine. And while I am a little awed, I would like my climbing/running/etc. clothes to not stink occasionally. I use ALL for everything. I wash most stuff on cold cause that is idiot proof. Sometimes I skip the dryer sheet because I've read that fabric softener products are bad for synthetics.
Suggestions please....
That’s Dirty Dan McFlail hikin’ up the trail
With a haul bag big as a fridge.
Trailin’ a swarm of flies, he crests the rise
And his head pops over the ridge.
Howdy, y’all, what’ up at this wall?
A cheery hello he does convey.
At his friendly greeting, we’re kinda retreating
As his aroma wafts our way
Tho’ he’s one of our own, from the group comes a groan
As Dirty Dan unloads his pack.
Now, wouldn’t you think he’d notice the stink
That comes as an aerial attack.
From the depths of his bag comes a stench that gags
A skunk that falls over and faints.
But we love this guy with his odor awry
So from us, he hears no complaints.
S.B.
Fetch up a rock and throw it
At this poor excuse for a poet.
At this poor excuse for a poet.