Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:47 pm
dmw wrote:The world ain't flat, bitches!
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:50 pm
Heh, with dmw and Crank this thread actually was worth reading.
Noice.
Noice.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:24 pm
I didn't think Crankmas could be wrong. Just funnier than the rest.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:35 pm
"Maybe the earth created people because it wanted plasticâ€
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:58 pm
Hmmm. A variation spouted many years ago by a friend of mine. We were all camping on a beach, higher than we should've been on a variety of things when he said:
"There are only two reasons people are here: to fuck and to make plastic. And the only reason we fuck is to make more people to make more plastic."
So maybe if we make smart enough plastic we will have served our purpose and it won't matter that we go extinct.
"There are only two reasons people are here: to fuck and to make plastic. And the only reason we fuck is to make more people to make more plastic."
So maybe if we make smart enough plastic we will have served our purpose and it won't matter that we go extinct.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:35 am
I just bought a new full size 4x4. I am sure it is a gas guzzler. People ask me "what's you mileage?" I assume what they are talking about is my fuel mileage, but I usually reply "as far as it will go". Or people ask, "how much fuel does that thing use?" I reply, "All of it".
I don't know and don't care. I buy a vehicle based on what I am going to use it for. Plus may the biggest vehicle win. Especially when it runs over that tiny little "economy" car.
I now own two big 4x4's. After reading this thread I think I will go out and buy another one with a large trailor. That way I can fill up the trailor and bed of the truck and collect all the plastic I can. Then I will start burning that nasty stuff in my back yard. I do not want to be out smarted by plastic. I shall get even. Burn It.
I don't know and don't care. I buy a vehicle based on what I am going to use it for. Plus may the biggest vehicle win. Especially when it runs over that tiny little "economy" car.
I now own two big 4x4's. After reading this thread I think I will go out and buy another one with a large trailor. That way I can fill up the trailor and bed of the truck and collect all the plastic I can. Then I will start burning that nasty stuff in my back yard. I do not want to be out smarted by plastic. I shall get even. Burn It.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:55 am
Simpson: "What kind of mileage does that thing get?"
Wolfcastle: "One highway, zero city."
Wolfcastle: "One highway, zero city."
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:30 am
Where do theses trolls keep coming from?
Yaz, did you cast a spell of troll creation +6?
Yaz, did you cast a spell of troll creation +6?
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:36 am
Heh, I don't know, but this one's pretty funny. I programmed him to spew all kinds of "I'm gonna shit all over my own backyard and I don't care that you don't care but I'm gonna spray about it anyway" posts. Stay tuned!
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:59 pm
tripper wrote:I now own two big 4x4's. After reading this thread I think I will go out and buy another one with a large trailor. That way I can fill up the trailor and bed of the truck and collect all the plastic I can.
Do you have a picture of a "trailor"? Is that like a transvestite sailor? You like 'em large so you can fill 'em up?