Yawn...

[Danny]

In the Board Rules it clearly states that "thou shalt not talk about dog poo and dog ass". Please ban these infidels.

[Alan Evil]

I'm still waiting to find out what a crankshaft is. Does it have anything to do with vorticity? I always thought that was a place down the road from Vatican City.

[Christian]

If you don't jam your arm up your anas, grab your colon, rip it out and flush it down the toilet then it's never good enough.

"anus"

[Danny]

angus anus

[Horatio Felacio]

i saw a dog named pokie eat a plastic grocery bag. she later shit it out...kind of. it didn't come out, so george the owner had to get a stick through the handles sticking out of the dog ass, then lever the entire sack out.

[charlie]

Can't you guys come up with anything new and interesting to talk about?

Anyone fighting the zotob virus today? If yer a lowly microsuck user get yer updates. Took me a while but I got my servers updated and cleaned. Stupid. manual. registry. edits.

/hate using windoze.

[Ultra]

After years of sexual abuse. (Mostly self-inflicted) I have developed what I like to refer to as flakes. These "flakes" are the individual skin flaps of my asshole.Which when irritated enough (i.e. engorged and swollen with blood causing some discomfort I might add) become hemorohids. But when not inflamed, they never truly shrink back to their original size. So I am left with these "flakes".

Does anyone else have this problem?

[ynot]

Don't you just hate it when you are walking around in a department store and your hemoroid decides to bust just then. Theres stuff oozing down your leg that smells like cow afterbirth and there isn't a bathroom in sight? Then Ho appears with yellow kitchen gloves and a motorcycle battery and a big grin with an eye patch and a fake parrot.

[spuzo]

And to think, we have Squeeze to thank for all this. Good job girl

[ynot]

One should never call a climber boring. there's plenty other adjectives that fit better.