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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:53 am
by mgad
many
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:57 pm
by ynot
There once was a lady called Diggum
A tasty tune she could hum
but when it came to deerflies
all she could say was frigg em
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:41 pm
by longlegsrule
{start thread derail}
ynot wrote:Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Stacy's mom has got it goin on
haha I'm sure you didn't mean this in my direction...but my mom friggin' LOVES that song...but they spelled my name wrong
{end thread derail} (sorry)
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:54 am
by dipsi
Uh, okay, mgad. On short notice:
Riddles analytical and mathy things
Served not but to elude her.
Neuronal zings, synaptic pings
Rendered by dread computer!
Oh, dire abode of binary code
Would mock and oft dispute her!
Right click, left click, overload!
Mystic, manic computer!
Yet, there a saving force be born,
A fair haired boy, none cuter!
Left IQ--162, reared to reform
Ms. Right Brain’s vile computer!
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:11 am
by ynot
Good job Di !
Stacey,Im partial to that tune.Is your mom hot?
It's your turn Mgad
my poems always sound more like limmericks
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:32 am
by kato
An oldie, but a goodie:
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 pm
by longlegsrule
ynot wrote:Is your mom hot?
no...short and super cute though
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:30 pm
by tomdarch
longlegsrule wrote:ynot wrote:Is your mom hot?
no...short and super cute though
Huh? How is "short and super cute" contrary to "hot"? Just because she's short she can't be hot?
Harumph! I smell heightism! Bigot! You know, some of us tall people. I, myself, am about 6'2", have learned to overcome our biases and tolerate the vertically challenged! Some of my best friends are short!
(How's that for thread hijacking? By the way, the image on the front page is really great!)
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:40 pm
by Danny
I was thinking that too and a bit confused until I noticed the poster's login name.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:09 pm
by mgad
I like it.