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longlegsrule
- Posts: 1799
- Joined: Sat Jan 25, 2003 7:21 pm
Uh, okay, mgad. On short notice:
Riddles analytical and mathy things
Served not but to elude her.
Neuronal zings, synaptic pings
Rendered by dread computer!
Oh, dire abode of binary code
Would mock and oft dispute her!
Right click, left click, overload!
Mystic, manic computer!
Yet, there a saving force be born,
A fair haired boy, none cuter!
Left IQ--162, reared to reform
Ms. Right Brain’s vile computer!
Riddles analytical and mathy things
Served not but to elude her.
Neuronal zings, synaptic pings
Rendered by dread computer!
Oh, dire abode of binary code
Would mock and oft dispute her!
Right click, left click, overload!
Mystic, manic computer!
Yet, there a saving force be born,
A fair haired boy, none cuter!
Left IQ--162, reared to reform
Ms. Right Brain’s vile computer!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.
Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
An oldie, but a goodie:
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
No chalkbag since 1995.
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longlegsrule
- Posts: 1799
- Joined: Sat Jan 25, 2003 7:21 pm
Huh? How is "short and super cute" contrary to "hot"? Just because she's short she can't be hot?longlegsrule wrote:no...short and super cute thoughynot wrote:Is your mom hot?
Harumph! I smell heightism! Bigot! You know, some of us tall people. I, myself, am about 6'2", have learned to overcome our biases and tolerate the vertically challenged! Some of my best friends are short!
(How's that for thread hijacking? By the way, the image on the front page is really great!)
Bacon is meat candy.