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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:56 pm
by Yasmeen
Nah, I can't claim that... stand pissing, maybe, but stand pooping is way over my head. I won't even try to send that one.
Toad-- you don't need good aim, just a poop tube with the ends cut out. Think outside the box!
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:15 pm
by Toad
I don't think outside the box. I think about the box.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:17 pm
by michaelzr2
I want to sinerely thank you all for sharing this information. My life is now complete knowing all this.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:03 pm
by pawilkes
get a poo shovel, they're only like $2 and their bright orange color will protect you from hunters
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:40 pm
by alien2
And if you pull your cheeks apart far enough you don't even need TP. It takes a little balance to squat and use one hand per cheek but it works.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:45 pm
by pawilkes
good idea. i usually find a stick or a rock to whipe with. no TP for me
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:41 pm
by Christian
I use the furry heads of small rodents.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:14 pm
by Yasmeen
Brilliant, Christian! The same small rodents whose homes you've just shat in? It's a nice way to bring things around full-circle.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:06 pm
by discojett
LLR wrote:
if i shit in the woods it's after a super long hike...AWAY from everything and everybody...sorry...not packing any of that out....all it takes is a hole dug in the dirt with your toe...and a few leaves and dirt to cover it
Maybe it's those chai lattes? Curious as to what you do with the toilet paper. Leave it? a 6 inch hole is pretty standard, not toe deep.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:26 pm
by lordjim_2001
don't you know that girls don't need to wipe!