Eewww...

Post by **Yasmeen** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:56 pm

Nah, I can't claim that... stand pissing, maybe, but stand pooping is way over my head. I won't even try to send that one.

Toad-- you don't need good aim, just a poop tube with the ends cut out. Think outside the box!

Post by **Toad** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:15 pm

I don't think outside the box. I think about the box.

Post by **michaelzr2** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:17 pm

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Post by **pawilkes** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:03 pm

get a poo shovel, they're only like $2 and their bright orange color will protect you from hunters

Post by **alien2** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:40 pm

And if you pull your cheeks apart far enough you don't even need TP. It takes a little balance to squat and use one hand per cheek but it works.

Post by **pawilkes** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:45 pm

good idea. i usually find a stick or a rock to whipe with. no TP for me

Post by **Christian** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:41 pm

I use the furry heads of small rodents.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:14 pm

Brilliant, Christian! The same small rodents whose homes you've just shat in? It's a nice way to bring things around full-circle.

Post by **discojett** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:06 pm

LLR wrote:

if i shit in the woods it's after a super long hike...AWAY from everything and everybody...sorry...not packing any of that out....all it takes is a hole dug in the dirt with your toe...and a few leaves and dirt to cover it

Maybe it's those chai lattes? Curious as to what you do with the toilet paper. Leave it? a 6 inch hole is pretty standard, not toe deep.

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:26 pm

don't you know that girls don't need to wipe!