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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:26 pm
by Alan Evil
I wish I could add a line to this thread but I haven't found anything that works. I've never been able to tell what it was that DIDN'T get me
or
. Success has always been so rare and surprising...
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:33 am
by Huggybone
Most successful:
Her: My tent got washed away in the flood.
Me: There is extra room in my tent!
Least successful:
Me: Hi! I'm a trad climber! What do you do?
Middling success:
Her: I sing opera.
Me: Don't believe you. Let's hear it.
Detemining factor for success:
Mysterious, slight sarchasm, and cock-sure-ed-ness.
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:17 am
by ReachHigh
My fastest pickup was just putting my arm around her and looking her in the eyes. Twenty minutes later, rabid monkey sex at my place
. If I say anything I just screw it up.
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:48 am
by Spragwa
Man, the best pickup line that actually worked on me was "are you really that aloof or do you think I'm just after one thing?"
Dated that guy for quite awhile. Good grief was he a dumbass. But great with the one-liners!
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:11 am
by Wes
Jamin, you are the master of the pick up line. Share some wisdom with us...
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:23 am
by maine
Artsay wrote:Flex (you Lexingtonions know who I'm talking about) once called me (pre-Ray days) and left a message, "Hey Michelle. I'm just calling to see if you wanna fuck...I mean hang out." Only Jacob could get away with something like that...
Jacob!!! " Hey watch me do a one arm pull up!"
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 1:42 pm
by overhung
ReachHigh wrote:My fastest pickup was just putting my arm around her and looking her in the eyes. Twenty minutes later, rabid monkey sex at my place
. If I say anything I just screw it up.
You fuckin' liar. You ain't not never had no monkey sex.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:32 pm
by marathonmedic
But goat sex...
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:25 pm
by ynot
You must be a parking ticket! You've got fine written all over you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
I just got back from Bora Bora.The natives have been leaving 2 cocoanuts by my door in the morning.I think it means the chief wants me to marry his daughter or maybe they are cannibals and it means they are going to have me for dinner. Want to come back to my hut for some nooky nooky?
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:11 pm
by ReachHigh
overhung wrote:ReachHigh wrote:My fastest pickup was just putting my arm around her and looking her in the eyes. Twenty minutes later, rabid monkey sex at my place
. If I say anything I just screw it up.
You fuckin' liar. You ain't not never had no monkey sex.
she really could throw some shit.