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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Zspider wrote:Are you saying that Christ would be against capital punishment but in favor of abortion?
What would Jesus abort?

I'm pretty sure Jesus would be against the death penalty. He was also in favor of sharing things and being nice to everyone. Unfortunately he did not say anything about abortion. Wouldn't it be great if he had said, "Thou mayest abort a fetus until the end of the first trimester for any reason but after that only to protect the health of the mother, amen."? But no matter what the billboards tell you, he never said anything directly about it. He did say some direct things about how the wealthy are bad and stuff. Funny how that gets passed over by these television evangelists in their silk suits and concrete hair.
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marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

I recently found that that it's illegal to abort after 20 weeks in Indiana for ANY reason. It makes no difference if there is serious risk to the mother's health or what. Stupid law.
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KD
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Post by KD »

I was making the point that eating m&m's would be hard for him. You see they put these holes in his hands and the m&m's would fall through - the holes. :)
Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

but KD, they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

...but they fall through your hands and stay in your mouth...
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KD
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Post by KD »

But when does an m&m begin to melt? At what point would the actual life of the m&m begin - or would it falling be an aborted effort?
KD
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Post by KD »

and...should a woman have the right to choose to drop a perfectly good candy?
Zspider
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Post by Zspider »

Alan Evil wrote:Unfortunately he did not say anything about abortion. Wouldn't it be great if he had said, "Thou mayest abort a fetus until the end of the first trimester for any reason but after that only to protect the health of the mother, amen."? But no matter what the billboards tell you, he never said anything directly about it.
Good point, Alan. Along that line, he also never said anything directly about walking into a Dairy Queen, pulling out a .44, and pumping a few rounds into the crowd.

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KD
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Post by KD »

yo z again...one time he had this party on a mountain and fed all these fish sandwiches to everybody - they were supposed to be pretty good but being a vegetarian i would have missed out..but any way he said something about god not liking when people kill other people and how it isn't nice an stuff like that. it was a pretty good party - except for the food.
Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

(people.. about z's posts. this is called "baiting". don't take it)
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