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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:54 pm
by allah
Paul Give up on trying to meet a climber chick it isnt worth the pain yo. They will use you for belays and beta. They will use you for your camper or car. They will basically fuck you over. Or so that is what i have found. Just hit the club s and find the dirties that want the deep dickin
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:58 pm
by Paul3eb
..why did this thread become about me and me trying to get a girl?!?!?! allah is the love i need.. and then some. but remember, allah: what happened in indian creek, stays at indian creek..
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:01 pm
by allah
shhhhhhhhhhh no one is suspose to know about that
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:06 pm
by Horatio Felacio
hey paul...would you be interested in a date with my friend susanna? she is a midget and toothless...hopefully you can see the possibilities. she also comes with pizza.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:18 pm
by pawilkes
paul, do you just sit around and try to think of thread topics that will attract the most attention cause yours always seem to be controversial and entertaining. regardless of whether or not its intentional, thanks. its nice to see that im not the only one that digs themself a hole on a regular basis
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:22 pm
by Yasmeen
Well shit, Allah, then stop giving good belay. Rumors spread quickly, you know. Everyone's catching on to the fact that you give great belay.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:42 pm
by pigsteak
yas,
good belay comes with a price..you should know that at your age.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:43 pm
by Paul3eb
ho fo.. is she a carny? cause i don't like carnies.. shifty eyes, small hands.. smell slightly of cabbage
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:10 am
by Wes
Horatio Felacio wrote:hey paul...would you be interested in a date with my friend susanna? she is a midget and toothless...hopefully you can see the possibilities. she also comes with pizza.
Ha, there is a Sherman boulder problem in Hueco - beer, pizza, and a three foot toothless women.
Paul, all climbing chicks are crazy, your best bet is to recruit a fit, *normal* one and teach her to climb.
Wes
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:34 am
by Alan Evil
Yeah, but then he's the one that messed up the "normal" chick. "_____ was normal until that bastard started her climbing!" her friends will say. "Now she's crazy!"
Actually, come to think of it, Paul looks like the perfect psychopath. He's witty, intelligent, personable, good looking, and he's always talking about decapitation in a witty, intelligent, personable, and attractive way.
On the other hand, he should've added a "I'm a guy and just want to know what the answers are" to his poll...