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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:15 pm
by rhunt
boogers and snot
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:38 pm
by squeezindlemmon
Artsay wrote: And why do we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway? Why???
Why do noses run and feet smell???
Here's one for you: I think you're a gumby if you can't stand the smell of feet after taking climbing shoes off.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:12 pm
by enoch308
Gumby........
" I'm Gumby dammit "
Yep, just a green clay humanoid with a bump on his head. Popular because I'm a nice guy. Maybe a wannabe with minor but conspicuous stupidity. But I will always be here, having a great time on the rock !
There will always be a little bit of Gumby in all of us - if you have a heart, then Gumby is a part of you !
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:47 pm
by Cliff Heindel
Legend has it that you are no longer a gumby when The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest silver, reaches forth and offers the coveted password to all banned crags.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:04 pm
by skychick
Interesting-ish: Below is from dictionary.com
gumby
/guhm'bee/ n. [from a class of Monty Python characters,
poss. with some influence from the 1960s claymation character] 1. An
act of minor but conspicuous stupidity, often in `gumby maneuver' or
`pull a gumby'. 2. [NRL] n. A bureaucrat, or other technical
incompetent who impedes the progress of real work. 3. adj. Relating
to things typically associated with people in sense 2. (e.g. "Ran
would be writing code, but Richard gave him gumby work that's due on
Friday", or, "Dammit! Travel screwed up my plane tickets. I have
to go out on gumby patrol.")
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:13 pm
by Meadows
Man, I can't tell you how many times I've been Gumby Definition 1.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:21 pm
by ynot
So ....How does so much snot come out of one little head? You know,when you have a nasty cold and you blow buckets of snot out yer nose every hour. Just where does that much snot come from? And just what is snot? It ain't spit.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:25 pm
by young'n climber
what the deuce???
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:29 am
by enoch308
Gumby is as Gumby does...
You know you're a Gumby when.....
...you lose the rope while you're cleaning the anchors.
.... you stick clip your way to the anchors to set up your top rope.
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:07 am
by Horatio Felacio
why is there brail on drive-thru ATM machines?