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Post by squeezindlemmon »

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but painted across the back of a service truck:
Fisk Septic Tank and Sewer Cleaning
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Post by Spragwa »

Not that I necessarily agree but

Guns kill people like spoons made Roseanne fat.
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
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Post by busty »

Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

Spragwa wrote:Not that I necessarily agree but

Guns kill people like spoons made Roseanne fat.
That's Rosie O'Donnell Spragwa. All us card carrin' NRAers know that. Did we not send you the literature?
Screw you guys. I'm going bowling.
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Post by Guest »

one I'd like to see:

Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you're a bit of a cunt.
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Post by marathonmedic »

Republicans for Voldemort
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Post by J-Rock »

My Dixie Wrecked.
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Post by Wes »

Rehab is for quiters

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Post by Spragwa »

lordjim_2001 wrote:
Spragwa wrote:Not that I necessarily agree but

Guns kill people like spoons made Roseanne fat.
That's Rosie O'Donnell Spragwa. All us card carrin' NRAers know that. Did we not send you the literature?
Of course I got it wrong. It's my die-hard liberalism sabotaging my memory.
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
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