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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:00 am
by Meadows
NO, it's about eating a rabbit.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:03 am
by young'n climber
You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...''
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:29 am
by vic
Last call and a guy sitting at the bar orders one more beer. He hurries up and drinks it in one shot, sets the glass down on the counter, and gathers his belongings to make his way home. As he steps off the stool, he collapses onto the floor - face first. He is drunker than ever, but still tries to get up.
When he fails, he decides to simply crawl to his house - just one building over. So he crawls, and crawls, and finally makes it home, and into bed.
The next morning, his wife asks: Did you forget your wheelchair “again”?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:02 pm
by alien2
A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving.
While reading him his Miranda Rights, the female officer tells the man: "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be held against you."
"Boobs" the drunk replied.
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:18 am
by MiaRock
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
We do taste like chicken!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:38 am
by Spragwa
Hey Mia...is it October yet...we miss you.
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:43 am
by MiaRock
damn i wish! i can't wait to get back, i miss you and real southeastern bouldering...
{Big hug!}
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:45 am
by Spragwa
{Big Hug!!!!} Come home soon.
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:06 am
by haas
why are there so many boulderers these days?
Because they don't use protection and always have a mattress on their back
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:14 am
by Artsay
HA! That's great!
Why are traddies a dying breed?
Because they use tons of protection and stick their nuts in a crack to get off.