Random Jokes! Lets Hear em'
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young'n climber
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You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...''
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...''
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.
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The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.
Last call and a guy sitting at the bar orders one more beer. He hurries up and drinks it in one shot, sets the glass down on the counter, and gathers his belongings to make his way home. As he steps off the stool, he collapses onto the floor - face first. He is drunker than ever, but still tries to get up.
When he fails, he decides to simply crawl to his house - just one building over. So he crawls, and crawls, and finally makes it home, and into bed.
The next morning, his wife asks: Did you forget your wheelchair “again”?
When he fails, he decides to simply crawl to his house - just one building over. So he crawls, and crawls, and finally makes it home, and into bed.
The next morning, his wife asks: Did you forget your wheelchair “again”?
! Enough with all that detestation ALREADY !
Smile & be thankful for what you have.
Smile & be thankful for what you have.
A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving.
While reading him his Miranda Rights, the female officer tells the man: "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be held against you."
"Boobs" the drunk replied.
While reading him his Miranda Rights, the female officer tells the man: "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be held against you."
"Boobs" the drunk replied.
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
~ Napoleon Dynamite
~ Napoleon Dynamite
