WWWD - What Would Wes Do

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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Woah, Rhunt sounds a little ahem ... not the ladies man. Wes, you were so right!
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Post by pigsteak »

meadows, I am friends with that "cute guy", and if you need a fling to straighten him out, I am your guy...just PM me, and we'll arrange it....
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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Post by climbhigh »

What Would Wes do for a Klondike bar ?
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Post by Guest »

Dear Wes,

My panties get wet everytime I think about you. What should I do?
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Post by ynot »

If TV was this good everyone would be couch potatoes. 8)
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Post by Meadows »

pigsteak wrote:meadows, I am friends with that "cute guy", and if you need a fling to straighten him out, I am your guy...just PM me, and we'll arrange it....
:shock:
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Post by Wes »

Ho, you need to work on your foreplay skillz, or perhaps start wearing a strap on. It is very plain to me that she is not getting what she needs from you, and is trying to let you know that in a subtle way. It isn't really about Mr. Allen, it is about you, and your lack on oral skillz. Rent a chick filled porno and take notes.

Rhunt, you have the VW Bus right? And you are somehow suprised that it is broken down? Harsh reality, they are always broken down or in the process of breaking down. Sell it as fast as you can and buy moped. As for your love life, you are wise to go bi, as you don't do well with women. This way, you can hang with gay men, who women seem to love, and maybe hook up.

Merrick, Bishop is for chuffers looking to pad their climbing tick list with softly graded choss. Sell you pad, move to camp four and start aid climbing. Trust me, it is the wave of the future.

Sandy, the answer to that is so obvious, that I am ashemed you even had to ask: Don't wear panties.

Next.

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Post by merrick »

i followed your advice. now can you please tell me when to use my skyhook vs. my lost arrow? also is humping the pig similar to wes humping? i hope so.
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Post by Wes »

Merrick, sky hooks are for holding the keg, A4+ style. LA's are for opening bottles. And humping the pig is almost the same as wes humping, but there are a few minor changes in the procedure, mostly involving the pulleys.


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Post by Meadows »

I asked in a thread so long ago and never heard, what EXACTLY is "wes humping"? Can I get graphical representation? This will help our future TW, Sandy.
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