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Post by Guest »

The Hustle was new when I was in elementary school and we all practiced it out on the soccer field during recess. Just clarifying that I was never cool or retro. :(

I once landed a cherry drop (pseudo gymnastic manuever) on my face in the gravel, speaking of the elementary school playground.
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Post by Guest »

MiaRock wrote:i was nearly killed by a pigeon once...
note to self: Sex with pigeons is dangerous.
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Post by MiaRock »

hey now no sex was involved, i was an innocent bystander!!!!
excellent point mia....you are correct. ~ Pigsteak
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Post by Uncle Big Green »

make sure you wrap the pigeon in duct tape so it doensn't pop.
democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch
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Post by Guest »

^^^voice of experience
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Post by alien2 »

I've been thinking about the reason for existence, and the answer is there isn't any fucking answer. Big bang made the universe, who made the parameters for the big bang? Who made that, then that, then that? Fuck, there's no solution thinking like this... Everything is made by aliens...
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

~ Napoleon Dynamite
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Post by alien2 »

Occasionally, I fart on my hand and smell it
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

~ Napoleon Dynamite
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Post by Wes »

UBG, you sure you don't want to add something about all that time you have been spending clipping bolts at Shelf road?

Wes
"There is no secret ingredient"

Po, the kung fu panda
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Post by Guest »

alien2 wrote:I've been thinking about the reason for existence, and the answer is there isn't any fucking answer. Big bang made the universe, who made the parameters for the big bang? Who made that, then that, then that? Fuck, there's no solution thinking like this... Everything is made by aliens...
my son just got a book on the Bermuda Triangle. I told him that I flew over it once (which I did), but that I didn't die. He said, "well obviously you didn't die!" To which I replied, "well, unless maybe I did, and I am just living in someone else's dream right now." Well that discussion spun off to a bunch of philosophical speculation to which he ultimately replied, "Mom, you're crazy." :|
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Post by Canuck »

alien2 wrote:... Everything is made by aliens...
umm, but who made the aliens?
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