Hot climber chicks not dating me

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andy_lemon
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Post by andy_lemon »

Crique mate! You should be thankful. We all know that climbing is the best sport that gives back... learning, road trips, hot chicks in spandex, crazy bbs's, and soap-opera's every other week. But when I'm done climbing I like to come home to a girl who doesn't have sweat dripping down her back from climbing all day, a girl that doesn't have more finger strength than I do, a girl who likes Ale 8 not because she is a climber but because I like it, and a girl who is turned on by me not my knot tieing abilities.

And what happens when you get married? Don't you still want free time with the guys? Sure you do. Just don't expect to get it climbing because your little chick is going to be there. What happens when she finally starts to pull down harder than you? She can place gear like a MaDmAn with b00bs and she isn't scared to take a wipper on that number 2 stopper! She will have you doing laundry and cleaning dishes shortly there after...

So take my advice... find a chick who loves you not your gear but will enjoy the occasional warm-weathered day at the crags.
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rhunt
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Post by rhunt »

What about the girlfriend that resents you because you spend most of your free time climbing...so then you don't climb as much and then end up resenting her :roll: :?
"Climbing is the spice, not the meal." ~ Lurkist
tomdarch
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Post by tomdarch »

mmmmmmm.... girl on girl belaying.... (dang, where'd that 'dirty old man' smiley go to?)
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tomdarch
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Post by tomdarch »

rhunt wrote:What about the girlfriend that resents you because you spend most of your free time climbing...so then you don't climb as much and then end up resenting her :roll: :?
What about it? Go climb and remind her that you are climbing to save your relationship! Have the courage to be so selfless!
MiaRock
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Post by MiaRock »

rhunt wrote:What about the girlfriend that resents you because you spend most of your free time climbing...so then you don't climb as much and then end up resenting her :roll: :?
that is why i could only imagine dating another climber. though i have many other interests, climbing is very important to me and requires I be with someone who not only understands that, but is involved as well.

also i don't like sweat on my back but i do like feeling of doing something active and outdoors, as opposed to worring that i chipped a nail on the door into the department store.
excellent point mia....you are correct. ~ Pigsteak
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

geeze Andy, that was a perfect description of my wife. I really hate dishes.
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ertbaby!!!
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Post by ertbaby!!! »

i THINK why it would be so cool to date a climber is cuz its sorta intimate... its like a dance ya know... youre always learning and improving and growing. and if you can find a loved one to do that with i think it would really just be a sweet deal. The bonds made with climbing are great and i cherish all my climbing buddies, i just think it would be cool for that to spill over into my love life. so sans me turning gay anytime soon, i will still be envious of non-climbers dating climber chicks.

I have seen alot of women belay for eachother... and it pisses me off cuz then i have no IN!!!! :cry:
...well, i can only climb about a 5.10. but i can belay a 5.14c like you wouldn't believe!!
Huggybone
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Post by Huggybone »

I'd have to agree with you ert, but on a broader level. I find that when I share a rope with someone, there is a bond that you don't get from other activities. Its all good and well to hang out with your buds, but sharing a rope always seemed like more intimate way to know someone, wether or not they are of the fairer sex.

Ert, try some pick-up lines, they work really well...
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ertbaby!!!
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Post by ertbaby!!! »

I agree completely Huggybone! thats sorta what i was going for.. but you said it better than i did. ( cuz you rock!)
i am not good at pick up lines at all... mine sound either like total cheese or like something i should get maced for. I am not good with words.
perhaps you can show me the ways of seduction :D
...well, i can only climb about a 5.10. but i can belay a 5.14c like you wouldn't believe!!
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Post by Legion »

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