Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:03 am
I felt kinda clammy when I woke up on Sunday.
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:24 am
was it a calamity or just minorly annoying?
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:45 am
Just a little annoying. You know that feeling when you drink one too many beers....like a crustacean lodged in your skull.
Probably wouldn't have been so bad if I had a real shell on the back of the truck.
Probably wouldn't have been so bad if I had a real shell on the back of the truck.
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 2:02 am
Have you clammed down yet? 
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 2:03 am
I said: Have you clammed down yet?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:12 pm
Yeah well, there was this crab who was walkin along the ocean floor one noon lookin' for a taste, and he saw this clam over there so he sidles on over (you know how crabs walk sideways) and got over to that clam and he says, "Hey Clam, checkin' you out."
And the clam he didn't say anything, just looked straight ahead.
But after about two minutes the crab works in a little closer and says one more time, "Hey Clam, checking you out."
Still no reply from that clam, looked straight ahead, not a word.
But the crab had patience and he sat in for about three more minutes and finally says, "Oh well I think I'm gonna be checkin out I'll see ya hear."
And the clam say, "That's way cool!"
And when the clam said that the crab reached in there and snatched him outta that shell and held him up right in front of his eyes and just before he eat him he say, "Hey Clam, checkin you out!"
That's right, lunch time.
--Al Collins and DGQ
And the clam he didn't say anything, just looked straight ahead.
But after about two minutes the crab works in a little closer and says one more time, "Hey Clam, checking you out."
Still no reply from that clam, looked straight ahead, not a word.
But the crab had patience and he sat in for about three more minutes and finally says, "Oh well I think I'm gonna be checkin out I'll see ya hear."
And the clam say, "That's way cool!"
And when the clam said that the crab reached in there and snatched him outta that shell and held him up right in front of his eyes and just before he eat him he say, "Hey Clam, checkin you out!"
That's right, lunch time.
--Al Collins and DGQ
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:08 pm
thats clamtastic
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:00 pm
it had a clamatic finale
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:27 pm
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!
get stuffed
get stuffed
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 7:22 pm
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!
I can't wait until the turkey coma!!!
I can't wait until the turkey coma!!!