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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:17 pm
by trolita
If Loren shaves his beard can I have the hair?
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:45 pm
by loren
trolita, if I shave my beard, you can have all of the little, prickly, pubic hair-feeling clippings that you want. Then, you can glue them up on yourself and make yourself a beard, sideburns, a treasure trail, whatever. You'll be your own Mr. Potato Head. That's the glory of having someone else's facial hair! If you want any of my old scabs, dandruff, boogers, or anything else, let me know and they're yours. In fact, I just trimmed my beard yesterday and if I am not mistaken, the clippings are in the trashcan still. Just pm me your address and I'll get them in the mail to you, post haste.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:55 pm
by Spray Lord
Dear Loren,
It's about time you trimmed your beard. However, I'd like to point out that you are still a gay-ass, girls-clothes wearing, banjo playing, hillbilly motherfucker! You can't climb! All you do is walk around the crag, jingling your cams. You're a fucking poser! I've got an idea. Why don't you give those cams to someone who knows how to use them and go back to toprope climbing in the gym. If I'm correct, Eric offered you 100 dollars for your entire rack earlier in the summer. I'd take his offer and his advice. Sell the rack and go back to climbing where it's safe... Pussy!
Sincerely,
SL
PS Sandy, your mom says Hi.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:22 pm
by Yasmeen
Loren's beard was attracting some odd shit this past weekend... the coolest thing I found in there was an inch worm-- no lie.
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 5:03 am
by andy_lemon
Man, if he shaved it I wouldn't recognize him.
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:46 pm
by Spray Lord
Yasmeen, what are you doing rooting around in Loren't beard for bugs? Does he need you to do this because he can't get them out himself? What else did you find?
Also, do you eat the bugs after you pick them out, in the same way that a family of monkeys pick the bugs out of each others hair and then eat them?
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 7:52 pm
by Yasmeen
Jeez, did he tell you or were you spying on us the whole day?? Sick f#$&er...