4th Annual Derelict Festival!!!!!

Post by **Christian** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:50 pm

My problem was that I couldn't control whether I was the drunkest. I became the Designated Drunk

Post by **kentuckysarah** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:59 pm

Well, I kind of have this problem where I only drink socially. Not that it's really a problem or anything. But I don't drink when no one around me is drinking. And that really sucks when I want to drink, or have more than one beer...like last Friday............nobody would drink with me

But I can't guarantee that I won't be the drunkest. From what I hear Ho is doing some training, so I doubt I'm going to win.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:53 pm

yeah ks, you are definitely going to lose with that kind of attitude. you might want to check out the redriverclimbing.com one year anniversary party instead. i think they will be playing twister with kool aid shooters with extra sugar.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:55 pm

I saw Sarah drink quite a few men under the proverbial table Saturday night. She's a shoe-in!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:58 pm

Hello fellow derelicts! The time is drawing near for the 4th Annual Derelict Fest. Once again, The initial festivities will be held at Muao Dib's place on Friday night, October 9th or 10th. Same day and place and time as the redriverclimbing.com 1 year anniversary party.

Due to a recent business meeting last night held with batguano and using the regulations presented forth to us by our friends at Olde English "800", we have decided to hold a new event on Saturday. This will be a Milk Challenge. That's right! One gallon of whole milk in one hour, which has to be held down for exactly one hour after which the aforementioned milk has been inserted in to the body. Start practicing!

Post by **air canada** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 10:24 pm

Are you going to run a betting pool?

Post by **Wes** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:36 am

What, no games with sheep? Or have you two had enough sheep related activies in your life lately?

Wes

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:13 am

yes! we're having a clinic on having sex with sheep aka having sex with spragwa. wes will be leading this, so sign up now.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:15 am

what is on the agenda for Saturday night?

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:17 am

having anal sex with sandy clinic. will you be attending?