When we drove by that, we never called him "touchdown" Jesus, we always called him "Save ME!" Jesus, because in that pond, he looked like he was drowning waiting for the Coast Guard or someone to throw him a line. I always wanted to go make a giant paper mache life ring and put it around him so he wouldn't drown.
please God, send some lightning to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave there is a piece of shit living there we could do without- perhaps the BP oil spill was God answering rev wright's prayers.. God Damn America and all that lovely shit
