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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:03 am
by rustyvasectomy
AHHHH dude pleaaaase stop!!!!! you took my favorite fort minor song, threw some sour cream on it, put it in a taco shell and then explosively shit it out of your ass in a spout of uncontrollable diarrhea.
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:26 am
by 512OW
rustyvasectomy wrote:AHHHH dude pleaaaase stop!!!!! you took my favorite fort minor song, threw some sour cream on it, put it in a taco shell and then explosively shit it out of your ass in a spout of uncontrollable diarrhea.
If that was your favorite fort minor song, then you're obviously confused...
And I think if it were explosively, it wouldn't be a spout. Maybe a geyser?
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:05 pm
by tbwilsonky
yup. that'd be a geyser.
the lesson here?: always check to make sure all your hyperbolic descriptors line up.
-t
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:34 pm
by 512OW
Especially if you're going to write corny rap songs about climbing. Its easy to make dumb metaphors with gangstas... not so much with climbers, who are usually nerdy sport rejects.