Cinc church accident

Post by KD » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:13 pm

michaelarmand wrote:
Saxman wrote:I guess I missed the part of the bible that says to be a good christian you must go to a huge church and put on elaborately choreographed shows for major holidays. There must be a line in Leviticus somewhere that says something like, "Thou shalt not play a hip hop beat in the presence of either jesus or god's characters."
What the hell are you talking about? It is a Christmas show, is that somehow offensive to you?

and leviticus isn't really a part of OUR bible - it's in that old testament thing. God sax you obama votin heathen!

Post by **DriskellHR** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:17 pm

KD wrote:
DriskellHR wrote:
woodchuck008 wrote:Either a much larger gated 'biner or cut an opening in the costume to be sure it is free of anything blocking or tangling in the safety device. Clothing and hair can be really easily tangled.
Ever see a figure 8 eat up a T-shirt on rappel? A titty twister' of rope, shirt and '8, left a girl I knew hanging mid rap'. Had to come down and cut her shirt free with a knife, leaving about an 8 inch diameter hole in the middle of it for the rest of the day.

I'm used to B.S. on here but WTF
lol you otta be you do most of it!

yeah but my shit dont stink!!................Right??

Post by **woodchuck008** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:43 pm

DriskellHR wrote:
KD wrote:
DriskellHR wrote:

I'm used to B.S. on here but WTF
lol you otta be you do most of it!
Seriously! Late summer, 1977, at Devils Lake Wisc. Braless' 70's kinda girl. Hole as big as a dinner plate resulted. Of course she flipped her shirt around when she got down and wore it backwards the rest of the day until she could replace. How could I forget a crazy moment like that?

yeah but my shit dont stink!!................Right??

Post by **Saxman** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:12 pm

michaelarmand wrote:
Saxman wrote:I guess I missed the part of the bible that says to be a good christian you must go to a huge church and put on elaborately choreographed shows for major holidays. There must be a line in Leviticus somewhere that says something like, "Thou shalt not play a hip hop beat in the presence of either jesus or god's characters."
What the hell are you talking about? It is a Christmas show, is that somehow offensive to you?

Pretty much everything christians do that is hypocritical offends me, and that includes some idiot thinking a girl flying in a harness over a stage has anything to do with jesus.

Post by KD » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:09 pm

Saxman wrote:
michaelarmand wrote:
Saxman wrote:I guess I missed the part of the bible that says to be a good christian you must go to a huge church and put on elaborately choreographed shows for major holidays. There must be a line in Leviticus somewhere that says something like, "Thou shalt not play a hip hop beat in the presence of either jesus or god's characters."
What the hell are you talking about? It is a Christmas show, is that somehow offensive to you?
Pretty much everything christians do that is hypocritical offends me, and that includes some idiot thinking a girl flying in a harness over a stage has anything to do with jesus.

okay sax, all good christians know jesus loved high places like mountains and all that. he even died up real high and when he came back and left again he went UP IN THE AIR! jesus loved that shit! now quit being anti-religious and all obama-like! goddammit!

Post by **Saxman** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:45 pm

Goddamn z-axis.

Post by **michaelarmand** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:23 am

A girl dies in a tragic accident, and you use this opportunity to attack her (and my) faith? That speaks a lot about your character.

Post by KD » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:25 am

yea saxman - im praying for jesus to kick your ass! peace on you! you goddam faith attackin obama votin hippie!!

Post by **Saxman** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:36 am

If only she hadn't worn linen and wool together.

Post by **Rags** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:33 pm

your faith, eh? I'll take a straight shot.

Churches have embraced production technologies in the past 20 years like few others have. Perhaps it is because the word of god is no longer as powerful as the moment that a lighting cue, a rock band, and a flying chick can provide. Our culture is hooked on entertainment and the christian faith has bought into it BIG TIME.

perhaps the next big thing will be cruises for jesus? that way people can gorge themselves at will, listen to christian rock bands, and have the animatronic characters of the bible providing evening entertainment?

People have lost their way in modern times and they try to find salvation (or business contacts-whichever come first) in churches that allow 20,000 to worship at one time and treat their preacher like god's rock stars.

Since when does the word of god require a professional line array sound system, sophisticated lighting system, and a television broadcast?

now michael, I am not singling you out but since you profess to be a christian I will take this opportunity to let you know that millions of people have spirituality but don't require Sunday services, elaborate christmas productions, or self proclaimed "men of god" to lead their prayers.

"attack your faith"? I sure as hell will and then I will go spend my Sunday in my "church" --under the canopy of winter trees, next to a cold and rushing creek, and listen for the call of the first spring birds.

KD and Sax, sometimes you guys break me the fuck up with laughter...