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KD
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Post by KD »

I happen to have met rev Wright once. I was held over at seatac airport by a storm delay and took advantage of the layover to do some much needed bible study. I proceeded to the place where i feel most spritual when it comes to reading - the "throne room" and suddenly i heard a large commotion coming from the stall next to mine. It was none other tham Rev wright - deep in prayer and simultaneously badly constipated. He later said that air travel "stops him up" to which I agree that i have had that same problem on long air trips. In any case he was aknowledged by our heavenly father and proceeeded to create a masterful excretion - at least from the smell point of view - and was headed out of the restroom when he inadvertanly stepped on a wet piece of toilet tissue that was lying on the floor. In his attempt to take the tissue from his shoe he noticed that his laces weren't tied - another peev of mine is untoed laces touching restroom floor...eeeeew! - and he began to preach loudly "OHHH my Goodlordy goddamm! United laces on my goddamn shoes have touhed the goddam floor of an american bathroom!!! Goddam Shoes! Goddamn Laces! Goddamn America!!! - I was moved by this preaching to finally become a fumdamentalist myself. I've got to admit that Rev Wrigth was one of the most influemtial poop neighbors I have sat next to.
Crankmas
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Post by Crankmas »

wonder why the IRS never looked at a church where everything wright railed on was political - oh thats why
rhunt
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Post by rhunt »

There is a difference between believing the bible is literal - Palin pentecostal and attending church (even with a crazy pastor) and at the end of the day still understanding that the earth is round and Jonah didn't get eaten by a whale - Obama.
"Climbing is the spice, not the meal." ~ Lurkist
L Day
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Post by L Day »

Yep, there's a difference. In one church they hold a rather odd view of natural history, while in the other they preach hate. And I know which one of these wrongheaded views I find more offensive.
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Post by rhunt »

Well in my opinion they both preach hate - pretty much all churches do. The difference here is whether or not Palin or Obama believe what is being preached. Just do a youtube search on Palin and you're sure to find the one of her speaking at her church.
"Climbing is the spice, not the meal." ~ Lurkist
KD
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Post by KD »

i hate people that preach hate
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Post by krampus »

don't hate the hater man, hate the hate
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KD
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Post by KD »

i agree - hate the hate that hates to allow hate to hate itself
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