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Who are you going to vote for, and why?

McCain
7
13%
Obama
48
87%
 
Total votes: 55

KD
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Post by KD »

JOHN MCCAIN does! And goddammit he's right. He can beat those pussy islams with one hand held behind his back. And that's not a slam on Sarah "she-publican" Palin. She keeps those pseky commie russians out of her yard that's for goddam sure! :)
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

bcombs wrote:33 to 4? Seriously? I think Pigsteak voted from more than one computer. :)

If this totally scientific poll is any indicator, election night is going to be boring as crap.
bcombs..you haven't been keeping your eye on the ball. I have been an Obama whore for 2 years now. He gets cheesier and more cardboard cut out as we go, but the republicans deserve to lose this one. My lot is with Obama-rama.

But folks, please don't bitch if "healthcare for all" goes thru. As with any gov't program, it will be a guaranteed cluster F. And you asked for it.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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Post by KD »

I'm still with JOHN (wayne probably is his middle name) MCCAIN! He has maverick ideas and Sarah Palin. WWJVF? who would jesus vote for? and he's as middle eastern as you can get. a great hebrew guy who grew up poor and still avoided islam and being a radical just like JOHN MCCAIN!

lets complare jesus to JOHN MCCAIN for a minute:

both were tough and not pussies!
both had women who could see the future (as friends only though)
both didn't take any middle eastern shit
both got tortured
both were leaders
JOHN MCCAIN likes jesus
jesus likes JOHN MCCAIN
both like each other
both hate homos
both are worshipped
neither ever drove a fuckin hybrid!
need i go on, need i go on?

if you love jesus then vote for JOHN MCCAIN!
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Saxman
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Post by Saxman »

I thought it would have been funny if Obama put a hand up to high five McCain instead of shake hands before the debate.
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krampus
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Post by krampus »

I heard that chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad John McCain ripped his eyes out.
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captain static
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Post by captain static »

You guys crack me up.

On a serious note I just found out about this lawsuit, Berg v. Obama -

http://news.justia.com/cases/featured/p ... 83/281573/

In short this lawsuit questions Obama's citizenship. Berg is a Democrat.
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Post by Fartspray »

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ynot
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Post by ynot »

wooooooooooooooo
damn thats funny
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Post by Myke Dronez »

But Man-Bear-Pig is no laughing matter. Do you really think Obama can protect us?
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Fartspray
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Post by Fartspray »

[quote="captain static"]You guys crack me up.

On a serious note I just found out about this lawsuit, Berg v. terrorist -

http://news.justia.com/cases/featured/p ... 83/281573/

In short this lawsuit questions terrorist's citizenship. Berg is a Democrat.[/quote]


Me thinks the only thing "serious "about this post is That One whom posted this has some serious issues with acceptance of bullshit propaganda. Glad to here you have accepted that you are in fact cracking up.
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