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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:57 am
by RRO
this thread has finally moved into the shitter or maybe its called a bathroom, no no wait , its called a head. no wait, its call a restroom. now that i think of it maybe its called a latrine. or maybe maliwato , that may not be getting what i want across maybe i should use misahala. no i will stick with shit, yes plain old shit......
anyways, thanks for wasting those last couple pages, i will never have those moments of my life back.
get back to making fun of people who are lucky to survive the hike to the crag...
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:57 pm
by jordancolburn
Brentucky wrote:a square is always a rectangle; a rectangle is not always a square.
This single statement blew my third grade mind.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:06 pm
by Brentucky
jordancolburn wrote:Brentucky wrote:a square is always a rectangle; a rectangle is not always a square.
This single statement blew my third grade mind.
you shoulda seen how long it took me before i actually posted it! my head still hurts from the confusion!
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:45 pm
by captain static
RRO wrote:this thread has finally moved into the shitter or maybe its called a bathroom, no no wait , its called a head. no wait, its call a restroom. now that i think of it maybe its called a latrine. or maybe maliwato , that may not be getting what i want across maybe i should use misahala. no i will stick with shit, yes plain old shit.
I thought out there in the woods where you live they call it Sitty Hall?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:10 am
by 512OW
Ok.... since I was involved in the derailment... I'll help reboot.
At Drive By last weekend I witnessed a couple attempting Breakfast Burrito. At the top... 2 moves from the anchors... the guy says "falling". He hangs on for 2 or 3 more minutes before finally letting go.
THEN....
He and his girlfriend attempt to verbally coordinate their actions... he pulls down on the rope while she simultaneously jumps. 3-2-1- NOW! Nothing. 3-2-1-NOW! He goes down 2 feet. 3-2-1-NOW! Nothing.
I tried to explain it. No dice.
He left a Petzl Spirit quickdraw on the last bolt... as bail.
THEN....
While unclipping the last bolt he remained clipped into girlyfriend and drug her across the boulder at the base.
Classic.
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:17 am
by pawilkes
did you proceed to get the draw after they left?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:54 am
by 512OW
Nah. I've had my share of booty. Somebody else snatched it up though...
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:20 pm
by Saxman
Who needs TV with quality entertainment like that?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:35 pm
by caribe
Wilkes is a hunter-gatherer.
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:46 pm
by krampus
512OW wrote:Nah. I've had my share of booty. Somebody else snatched it up though...
well said man, well said
