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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:25 pm
by woodchuck008
Yeeessss!!! I'm pretty good at constructing dancer/stripper poles too, as I have one in my back yard up on a high deck. So we can maybe build a platform on top of the stump out back behind Miguels. Worth more than 2 bucks to camp there if this happens!!
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:02 am
by ditzywonder
but how would the campers pay for the strippers......everyone knows we have no money.....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:06 am
by Xtant
Beer? But I'm not sure how many they could fit under their G Strings...unless we recruit from Cowboys, then at least a 12 pack each...
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:19 am
by ynot
never underestimate the entertainment value of beer and strippers.
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:18 am
by ditzywonder
true....but if i were stripping, personally i might be offended if just paid in beer. i expect my 2g's biotches....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:22 am
by Jay
There's nothing like slipping a shiny shower token into a g string...
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:16 pm
by charlie
We all know there are plenty of hot climber girls (in the 12 yr old boy kinda way), but there are other girls out there that are a different kind of hotness.
They know how to smell, smile, taste, caress you with that soft skin, dance like they know how to dance, move like they know how to move, and most importantly, actually pretend like they care about you (even if it's only 20 mins at a time).
Sorry, but I think I'll continue to take my bills to the professionals.
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:17 pm
by Myke Dronez
Xtant wrote:unless we recruit from Cowboys, then at least a 12 pack each...
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:39 pm
by woodchuck008
Pay them off in climbing instruction or guided hikes down the Daniel Boone trail system. How many lap dances with a used 00Metolius cam get me?
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:55 pm
by Steve
woodchuck008 wrote: How many lap dances with a used 00Metolius cam get me?
None. Everybody knows stippers don't aid climb.