Innocent subjects that took a turn for the worst.
woodchuck008
Posts: 605 Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:23 pm
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by woodchuck008 Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:25 pm
Yeeessss!!! I'm pretty good at constructing dancer/stripper poles too, as I have one in my back yard up on a high deck. So we can maybe build a platform on top of the stump out back behind Miguels. Worth more than 2 bucks to camp there if this happens!!
ditzywonder
Posts: 244 Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:31 pm
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by ditzywonder Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:02 am
but how would the campers pay for the strippers......everyone knows we have no money.....
black diamonds are a girls best friend
Xtant
Posts: 185 Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:33 pm
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by Xtant Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:06 am
Beer? But I'm not sure how many they could fit under their G Strings...unless we recruit from Cowboys, then at least a 12 pack each...
Sure is a lot of fun while you're doing it...
ynot
Posts: 6432 Joined: Mon Oct 07, 2002 1:02 am
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by ynot Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:19 am
never underestimate the entertainment value of beer and strippers.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
ditzywonder
Posts: 244 Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:31 pm
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by ditzywonder Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:18 am
true....but if i were stripping, personally i might be offended if just paid in beer. i expect my 2g's biotches....
black diamonds are a girls best friend
Jay
Posts: 498 Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:17 pm
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by Jay Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:22 am
There's nothing like slipping a shiny shower token into a g string...
"Always carry a large flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." -W.C. Fields
charlie
Posts: 3219 Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:55 pm
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by charlie Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:16 pm
We all know there are plenty of hot climber girls (in the 12 yr old boy kinda way), but there are other girls out there that are a different kind of hotness.
Myke Dronez
Posts: 463 Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:52 am
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by Myke Dronez Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:17 pm
Xtant wrote: unless we recruit from Cowboys, then at least a 12 pack each...
The only escape is up.
woodchuck008
Posts: 605 Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:23 pm
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by woodchuck008 Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:39 pm
Pay them off in climbing instruction or guided hikes down the Daniel Boone trail system. How many lap dances with a used 00Metolius cam get me?
Steve
Posts: 1745 Joined: Fri Sep 27, 2002 1:34 am
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by Steve Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:55 pm
woodchuck008 wrote: How many lap dances with a used 00Metolius cam get me?
None. Everybody knows stippers don't aid climb.
