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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:25 pm
by rockman
Sunshine wrote:I think there should be like some black knight posted near a bridge, yea a bridge. He would ask you what your favorite color is and if you give the wrong answer......
Small correction,
The Black Knight = "NONE SHALL PASS!"

By the way,
WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:47 pm
by pigsteak
so signs right at the base, pasted to the actual wall MIGHT be better.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:43 pm
by Toad
How about at the top of every climb, too!

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:20 pm
by merrick
In squamish they actually bolted a large metal "No Climbing" sign over the key starting footholds on clean crack at lower malamute. You couldn't really say you didn't see the sing since the only way to start it would be to get a boost past the first few moves.

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:52 am
by Sunshine
I liked the stuff about the dog shit. I agree with Toy. Other than myself, I don't think I have ever heard anyone say something to an offender!

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:43 am
by pigsteak
so merrick, did people still climb it? if so, just goes to show how ignorant climbers are.

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:16 pm
by Ascentionist
Maybe Mark's solution should be pay-as-you-climb. Erect a metal toilet stall type contraption in front of each climb. You'd have to pay, just like in some public restrooms. There would always be the jerks who crawled under, but they'd be easy to spot.

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:36 pm
by Sunshine
Ascentionist wrote:Maybe Mark's solution should be pay-as-you-climb. Erect a metal toilet stall type contraption in front of each climb. You'd have to pay, just like in some public restrooms. There would always be the jerks who crawled under, but they'd be easy to spot.
and they might get shit on themselves!

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:43 pm
by Toad
Wouldn't climbers climb over? And then get shit on themselves?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:05 pm
by Sunshine
I have always said that Torrent is just one big turd farm. Moonbeam alone kept the crop growing! Alas, the shit is dwindling. My reflection hasn't been seen in awhile. Shine on you crazy diamond!