Sculptor Loose @ Muir!

Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:29 pm

I am Jack's wasted life.

Post by **Lateralus** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:33 pm

Johnson Navin R. sounds like a typical bastard DIE NAVIN R JOHNSON

Post by **ashtray** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:34 pm

Pru · Post by **Pru** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:01 pm

ashtray wrote:You want to feel your intestines, go buy a pack of those lamb-skin condoms. Take one out and unroll it. Pack it with peanut butter. Smear it with petroleum jelly and hold it under water. Then, try to tear it. Try to pull it in half. It's too tough and rubbery. It's so slimy you can't hold on.

A lamb-skin condom, that's just plain old intestine.

I have to hide under the blanket with this guy??

Post by **Andrew** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:16 pm

I already stated this in the No Dogs at Muir thread, but I was wrong. Sorry.

This is the dumbest thread I have ever read in my whole life. I am dumber for having read it and I am now depressed becuase I believe we have the most moronic climbing community in the universe.

Only a climbing area in Kentucky with most of its dumb-ass users from Ohio, could screw up so many people's hard work and gernerosity. I hope it all gets closed.

ibtl

Post by **rhunt** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:19 pm

like I said on the other thread...

Andrew, you are banned from the Red and from Ohio...forever!

Post by **Toad** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:20 pm

Pru wrote:He just wants to call it something else and pretend he is a saint or some shit.

Maybe erecting a sandstone Pantheon in the Gorge with scultures of St. Rick and St. Terry. Perhaps the frieze could be adorned with sonnets from Sara Bellum. It could be a place where we all could worship together.

Post by **krampus** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:33 pm

That sucks andrew, I have such a high opinion of ohio. its stellar.

Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:35 pm

Toad wrote:
Pru wrote:He just wants to call it something else and pretend he is a saint or some shit.
Maybe erecting a sandstone Pantheon in the Gorge with scultures of St. Rick and St. Terry. Perhaps the frieze could be adorned with sonnets from Sara Bellum. It could be a place where we all could worship together.

Don't forget St. Jarrard.

Post by **Spragwa** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:36 pm

rhunt wrote:like I said on the other thread...

Andrew, you are banned from the Red and from Ohio...forever!

You have no standing to ban Andrew from Kentucky.

Andrew, you're banned.