i hate work

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:21 pm

http://www.transy.edu/news/content/hr.asp

Co-ordinator of greek life, dance and cheer team coach, or a locksmith. I know it isn't Cinci but you'd be an hour+ closer to the Red.

Post by **longlegsrule** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:27 pm

hahah! I wonder if anyone could see me anywhere close to sororities or frats...or skimpily clad dance team...hmmm...i wonder if...

now picking locks i DO know something about

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:33 pm

what do you mean skimpy:

They are fully clothed. No clevage or anything.

Post by **longlegsrule** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:03 pm

WOW!! and can you believe it they still look good...

Post by **diggum** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:35 pm

HOLY SHIT I'M BORED.

This is my last week here...soooooo bored...

It's a damn good thing I have coffee...gives me something to do running back & forth to pee all the time.

Post by **squeezindlemmon** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:39 pm

It's called the 'short-timers disease', digs. We see that all the time where I work (contractors).

Post by **diggum** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:49 pm

I think I'm going to bring some movies in to watch. I can't take it. I hate being bored. I'd rather be so busy I can't see straight.

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:07 am

diggum, write an "how-to" article for rc.com. The keys will be a clackin' and they will at least think you are working. Working or updating your resume....

Post by **diggum** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:35 am

Now what could I write a how-to about?

Hmmmmmm.....
How to kill 8 hours pretending to work.
How to kick him while he's down.
How to be selfish & get away from your family so you can go climbing.

Paul? Any ideas?

Post by **Paul3eb** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:08 am

go hide in the bathroom. that always worked for me. another thing to try: walk all around the office but be careful not to go the same way too many times or too often. this way you also get exercise. you can always do the trusty fax machine trick: hover over the fax machine as though you're waiting for an important fax. you could clean your internet history.. doesn't help much but at least you're doing something. you can write emails to your friends about the things you think about while hiding in the bathroom. you can.. organize.. that's always a good one. you look busy and you kind of get something done.

just please, PLEASE, don't ask for something to do. they always have you do some dumb, shitty job like clean the coffee shelf or move boxes from one place to the next then back.. might as well dig holes then fill them back up.