Online guidebook
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Kwas
Probably not.
So, are you guys going to follow me around now and make sure I always obey the law? I mean, since you're all such perfect and law abiding citizens maybe you should serve as my private little police people. I'll get a larger vehicle so you can all sit in the back seat and reprimand me if I run a red light. I'll give you access to my bank statements so you can make sure I pay my bills on time. Follow me through Kroger and Meijer to slap my hand if I steal some swedish fish from the candy bins.....
Then I can help you out. I'll sit in your house and beat your ass if you shove one too many cupcakes into your fat fucking excuse for a body. Don't talk to your girl that way.....asshole....Yea, it's me here behind the couch. I hear you. Quit playing with your dick and looking at porn while your wife is in the other room you fucking freak. Were you looking at that little girl's ass? Do you know how young she is? I'm writing you a ticket for this one. Whoa...what was that? Jealousy? I see the emotion. Here's a ticket for that one Mr. bad-man. Wait a minute! Is that a joint you're smoking? You know, let me remind you of something little perfect person. I'm here to correct you and make you a perfect citizen. Now that whacky tobaccy is not a legal substance is it? Only bad, bad people do illegal things so put the joint out and sit down. You don't have what it takes to be a WWE champion.
Nah, I wouldn't do that. I'm not a fucking hippocrite. Instead I think I'll just sit here behind the safety of my 19" Micron and think of witty statements to indirectly throw out into the public. I'll make sure I spell every word correctly so people think I'm really fucking smart. I'll craft my response like a terrorist plot.......very carefully...making sure to cover every possible area of counter-attack before it actually happens. I'll try and predict what my enemy will say because I just know him so fucking well. I know everything about him because he has documented it so well over the past three years on the internet. I know it is all true because hell, it's on the internet for god's sake! I like to pretend I'm Hannibal Lechter (it's this little game I play). I sometimes forget that I don't have a fucking doctorate in psychology though so maybe I actually don't know my subjects as well as I think I do. For some reason, I'll always draw attention to "how smart he is because he told me himself". I have no idea why every time I attack I like to remind him of "how smart he is because he told me himself" but maybe it's something he said in a drunken rage about fifteen years ago but for some reason I remember it because it was so well documented. I'm such a fucking freak like that.
I'll create this own little safety net of mine where everything is peaceful and good because it's going the way I think it should go. When I'm not trying to climb hard I'll close my eyes, stroke my dick and rehearse these words "It's a bad thing to want to climb hard. Those people are all bad. I have myself and the Lord and we will climb Roadside together each and every weekend with a smile because we are doing the RIGHT thing." BUT.....when I'm wanting to climb hard...look out! I'll put on a crazy shirt for the weekend to draw a little attention to myself and flex my puny muscles in the mirror. "Dear Lord. Please give me the strength to climb hard this weekend. Also, please maintain the "no alcohol on Sunday law".
Hell, I'm even going to write something about jealousy on the internet (something like...."but maybe I'm just jealous because this guy name...." or something like that. Nah, that's showing too much of myself. I'll delete that real quick like.)
Today is a new day. Today I'm going to shock the world by showing agreement. I'm going to get all fluffy feeling because I read a good article last night about how to be a good person. I'm going to make light of my anger I showed yesterday by writing something really funny. I just get the biggest boner when I do cute little things like this! I am such a funny guy. Oh so funny. I make myself laugh so hard. I'm so retro too. Man, I'm such a retro motherfucker. Mr. Working Man Tattoo. I just know my word means so much to people so I'm gonna say it nice and proud like. "Now that I've trashed you, let me say......I like what you've done."
Get over yourselves (this is directed at no one individual).
So, are you guys going to follow me around now and make sure I always obey the law? I mean, since you're all such perfect and law abiding citizens maybe you should serve as my private little police people. I'll get a larger vehicle so you can all sit in the back seat and reprimand me if I run a red light. I'll give you access to my bank statements so you can make sure I pay my bills on time. Follow me through Kroger and Meijer to slap my hand if I steal some swedish fish from the candy bins.....
Then I can help you out. I'll sit in your house and beat your ass if you shove one too many cupcakes into your fat fucking excuse for a body. Don't talk to your girl that way.....asshole....Yea, it's me here behind the couch. I hear you. Quit playing with your dick and looking at porn while your wife is in the other room you fucking freak. Were you looking at that little girl's ass? Do you know how young she is? I'm writing you a ticket for this one. Whoa...what was that? Jealousy? I see the emotion. Here's a ticket for that one Mr. bad-man. Wait a minute! Is that a joint you're smoking? You know, let me remind you of something little perfect person. I'm here to correct you and make you a perfect citizen. Now that whacky tobaccy is not a legal substance is it? Only bad, bad people do illegal things so put the joint out and sit down. You don't have what it takes to be a WWE champion.
Nah, I wouldn't do that. I'm not a fucking hippocrite. Instead I think I'll just sit here behind the safety of my 19" Micron and think of witty statements to indirectly throw out into the public. I'll make sure I spell every word correctly so people think I'm really fucking smart. I'll craft my response like a terrorist plot.......very carefully...making sure to cover every possible area of counter-attack before it actually happens. I'll try and predict what my enemy will say because I just know him so fucking well. I know everything about him because he has documented it so well over the past three years on the internet. I know it is all true because hell, it's on the internet for god's sake! I like to pretend I'm Hannibal Lechter (it's this little game I play). I sometimes forget that I don't have a fucking doctorate in psychology though so maybe I actually don't know my subjects as well as I think I do. For some reason, I'll always draw attention to "how smart he is because he told me himself". I have no idea why every time I attack I like to remind him of "how smart he is because he told me himself" but maybe it's something he said in a drunken rage about fifteen years ago but for some reason I remember it because it was so well documented. I'm such a fucking freak like that.
I'll create this own little safety net of mine where everything is peaceful and good because it's going the way I think it should go. When I'm not trying to climb hard I'll close my eyes, stroke my dick and rehearse these words "It's a bad thing to want to climb hard. Those people are all bad. I have myself and the Lord and we will climb Roadside together each and every weekend with a smile because we are doing the RIGHT thing." BUT.....when I'm wanting to climb hard...look out! I'll put on a crazy shirt for the weekend to draw a little attention to myself and flex my puny muscles in the mirror. "Dear Lord. Please give me the strength to climb hard this weekend. Also, please maintain the "no alcohol on Sunday law".
Hell, I'm even going to write something about jealousy on the internet (something like...."but maybe I'm just jealous because this guy name...." or something like that. Nah, that's showing too much of myself. I'll delete that real quick like.)
Today is a new day. Today I'm going to shock the world by showing agreement. I'm going to get all fluffy feeling because I read a good article last night about how to be a good person. I'm going to make light of my anger I showed yesterday by writing something really funny. I just get the biggest boner when I do cute little things like this! I am such a funny guy. Oh so funny. I make myself laugh so hard. I'm so retro too. Man, I'm such a retro motherfucker. Mr. Working Man Tattoo. I just know my word means so much to people so I'm gonna say it nice and proud like. "Now that I've trashed you, let me say......I like what you've done."
Get over yourselves (this is directed at no one individual).
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This is directed to one person in particular:
Hey SCIN, I like to say you're dumb because it pushes your buttons. It's the only thing I know that does. Besides, it's fun... you used to try to push my buttons on my site, so why can't i try to push yours? It works perfectly and you get all riled up and nasty. HA!
I ain't perfect, I've done my share of illegal route posting and other crap. I don't think the RRGCC is perfect either. I am not a Coalition yes man or flag waver. Members of the coalition diagree over major issues. We argue. Do you think we're some kind of glee club or that we all have the same opinions about climbing and access? Dude, you're over-simplifying it. It's complicated. I wish I could pretend to have all the answers. I've said some pretty nasty things online in my time because of the safety it affords and the lack of thought needed to type. I just pissed off some good friends on another bbs and I didn't even know i did it. I am real shitty at this bbs stuff... I do much better in person. We all are. Why not come to a meeting? To refuse to see another side of something is a sure sign that your convictions aren't grounded in fact. Don't be stupid... like me.
Hey SCIN, I like to say you're dumb because it pushes your buttons. It's the only thing I know that does. Besides, it's fun... you used to try to push my buttons on my site, so why can't i try to push yours? It works perfectly and you get all riled up and nasty. HA!
I ain't perfect, I've done my share of illegal route posting and other crap. I don't think the RRGCC is perfect either. I am not a Coalition yes man or flag waver. Members of the coalition diagree over major issues. We argue. Do you think we're some kind of glee club or that we all have the same opinions about climbing and access? Dude, you're over-simplifying it. It's complicated. I wish I could pretend to have all the answers. I've said some pretty nasty things online in my time because of the safety it affords and the lack of thought needed to type. I just pissed off some good friends on another bbs and I didn't even know i did it. I am real shitty at this bbs stuff... I do much better in person. We all are. Why not come to a meeting? To refuse to see another side of something is a sure sign that your convictions aren't grounded in fact. Don't be stupid... like me.
:: I may be weak, but I have bad technique!! ::
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Can you all please let this go now? The conflict among climbers does more to hurt our causes than this on-line guidebook ever will. Stop showing your fucking asses.
Here's my take on this guidebook... it rocks! Ray rocks! He's putting a hell of an effort into this and for what? This shit he's getting? Shut up already, people. He's doing it, you know you'll use it, quit bitching. The unapproved routes will not be on anyone's radar if you would all just shut up already about it. Jesus fucking christ shut up about it already.
Ray, thank you for this great resource.
Here's my take on this guidebook... it rocks! Ray rocks! He's putting a hell of an effort into this and for what? This shit he's getting? Shut up already, people. He's doing it, you know you'll use it, quit bitching. The unapproved routes will not be on anyone's radar if you would all just shut up already about it. Jesus fucking christ shut up about it already.
Ray, thank you for this great resource.