This thread sure became even more fun after page 6 or so. I'm glad I decided to wait and read this at home and not at work.
I've got a female friend who likes to masturbate in the car on long drives - or so she says. She said her most gratifying moment was having an orgasm just as she crested a hill on some interstate. That's all good and well, but as an attorney, the first thought to pop into my little lawyer brain was wonder how you would explain this if you wrecked and got sued. I hope they don't make the Rabbit in a cigarette lighter plug-in version. The roads where my friend lives might never be safe again.
Men who don't know they're minute men are the worst.
Minute men - also known as the two pump chumps
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
~ Mary Richards (Mary Tyler Moore Show)
This thread ... um, wow ... Dr. Kinsey's wet dream.
Aren't you all being harsh with the "minute men" comments? Isn't that actually a disorder for some? I know that doctors sometimes prescribe SSRIs (i.e. Prozac, Celexa, Paxil) to help with that. But then that just causes it to go too long. Poor guys ...
Aren't you all being harsh with the "minute men" comments? Isn't that actually a disorder for some? I know that doctors sometimes prescribe SSRIs (i.e. Prozac, Celexa, Paxil) to help with that. But then that just causes it to go too long. Poor guys ...
Which drug is the one that you have to go to the ER if a guy still has a hard on after 4 hours? Shouldn't it be the girl who goes to the ER after that length of time?
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
~ Mary Richards (Mary Tyler Moore Show)
The difference between men and women is simple. Women... now they're kinda like an old outboard motor... sometimes harder 'n' hell to start, but once ya git er runnin' she'll go ferever.
A man... well he's a bottle rocket.
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Rizzo
Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde
Seems God was just about done creating the universe. He had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Adam jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be so cool. Oh please God let it be me who you give that gift to, let me be able to write my name in the snow, oh please........." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee). Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts. "What's left here for you, Eve? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."
Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde
busty wrote:Which drug is the one that you have to go to the ER if a guy still has a hard on after 4 hours? Shouldn't it be the girl who goes to the ER after that length of time?
Cialis, but I think you'll run that risk with any of the longer acting erection meds (phosphodiesterase-5-inhibitors). Interestingly you'll also see those long lasting erections in people with spinal cord injuries.[/b]
I have more respect for strippers than the vast majority of church whores I've met out there, at least a stripper has some self respect look at your typical [offensive religious phrase], worthless
