Jerry Sightings
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Horatio Felacio
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If you can't spot the jerrie within 5 minutes (or two weeks), you are the jerry.charlie wrote:I haven't seen any Jerries for two weeks (aside from on this bbs) but then again I was climbing in TN. Apparently the Gorge creates a Jerry vacuum in other areas.
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.
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Horatio Felacio
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- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:26 pm
more signs....
You've perved Horatio's list for signs in yourself that you are....gasp!... a jerry.
You've downloaded Troopmaster Weber's bolting and cleaning manuals, printed, laminated, and bound them for inclusion with the rest of your Jerry gear.
You have no problem carrying the extra load in your Black Diamond Big Wall Haul Bag or rigid framed backpack (that is of course if you leave your tape gloves, helmet, and shoes clipped to the outside of it).
You are planning soon to break your lease and move out west (probably Salt Lake City) so that you can do some "real" climbing.
All your gear is cleverly marked with your own color coded tape so that you can tell your full set of aliens from the other full sets carried by your climbing partners to Muir Valley.
Sometimes, late at night, you put on your new climbing shoes just to stretch them out.
Every season change you look forward to the new Patagonia, Prana, Metolious and Black Diamond catalogs.
You memorize the latest drivel published in Carbondale and delivered to your mailbox every month. The tech section of Climbing has given you some really nifty ideas for backing yourself up during anchor cleaning and you just don't want to miss the next tip!
You've downloaded Troopmaster Weber's bolting and cleaning manuals, printed, laminated, and bound them for inclusion with the rest of your Jerry gear.
You have no problem carrying the extra load in your Black Diamond Big Wall Haul Bag or rigid framed backpack (that is of course if you leave your tape gloves, helmet, and shoes clipped to the outside of it).
You are planning soon to break your lease and move out west (probably Salt Lake City) so that you can do some "real" climbing.
All your gear is cleverly marked with your own color coded tape so that you can tell your full set of aliens from the other full sets carried by your climbing partners to Muir Valley.
Sometimes, late at night, you put on your new climbing shoes just to stretch them out.
Every season change you look forward to the new Patagonia, Prana, Metolious and Black Diamond catalogs.
You memorize the latest drivel published in Carbondale and delivered to your mailbox every month. The tech section of Climbing has given you some really nifty ideas for backing yourself up during anchor cleaning and you just don't want to miss the next tip!
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.
I was gonna say something I thought was funny about the first vidio, but I totally forgot what it was after the secondHoratio Felacio wrote:jerry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeGIqnvNJwM
non-jerry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MojkKGGccU
How you compare may not be as important as to whom you are compared
Re: more signs....
Anyone read that Alex Honnold, Rookie of the Year in the latest Climbing Magazine, repeated Fiddler on the Roof in less than an hour?Buster wrote: You memorize the latest drivel published in Carbondale and delivered to your mailbox every month.
I'm a Jer
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!
-Horatio
-Horatio
Re: more signs....
I prefer to believe that you read that online man.SCIN wrote:Anyone read that Alex Honnold, Rookie of the Year in the latest Climbing Magazine, repeated Fiddler on the Roof in less than an hour?Buster wrote: You memorize the latest drivel published in Carbondale and delivered to your mailbox every month.
I'm a Jer
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.