Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:11 pm
and I am sure they hate the f-ing hats people try to unnaturally secure to their head.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:15 pm
i like hats.
Re: Rich people
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:22 pm
dude, you already did this! check the back cover of your 1st edition climbing guidebook/christmas card. i haven't received your 2nd edition christmas card yet.SCIN wrote:So how much money do I have to make to reach the point where I feel I need to send people I barely know holiday greeting cards with Olan Mills type photos of Michelle and myself wearing sweaters and smiling with the words "Happy Holidays from the Ellingtons" at the bottom?
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:28 pm
SCIN,
I have calculated your tax base and AGI, and found that you are eligible to mail out cards with cardigans. An Excel file is attached to verify your lameness in all things rich people love. I took the median salary for network admins, divided by your age to come up with a nerd/gay co-efficient.
You earned two personal exemptions by having a hot wife and one killer tattoo.
I added a $300 interest/penalty surcharge for not driving an SUV or Subaru.
Since your trad rack now collects dust under your "personal home gym" mats, you are VERY close to being a colored tape whore. This is one step closer to being a citified indoor gym rat. I was able to take a tax credit for the 50 Cent cassette tapes you play in house, but the signed posters of Chris Linder when he was 4 could pose a legal issue with the IRS and NAMBLA.
Since the average income of a REAL rock climber is below the poverty line, merely by living in a two wage earner household the IRS dictates you must send holiday cards with your dogs in cardigans. This allows you to show that a person can crank hard without sacrificing creature comforts. All the rastas on here should be included on your card list..please send their cards c/o Powell County Detention Center.
BTW- thanks for the plaid scarf you knitted for me.
I have calculated your tax base and AGI, and found that you are eligible to mail out cards with cardigans. An Excel file is attached to verify your lameness in all things rich people love. I took the median salary for network admins, divided by your age to come up with a nerd/gay co-efficient.
You earned two personal exemptions by having a hot wife and one killer tattoo.
I added a $300 interest/penalty surcharge for not driving an SUV or Subaru.
Since your trad rack now collects dust under your "personal home gym" mats, you are VERY close to being a colored tape whore. This is one step closer to being a citified indoor gym rat. I was able to take a tax credit for the 50 Cent cassette tapes you play in house, but the signed posters of Chris Linder when he was 4 could pose a legal issue with the IRS and NAMBLA.
Since the average income of a REAL rock climber is below the poverty line, merely by living in a two wage earner household the IRS dictates you must send holiday cards with your dogs in cardigans. This allows you to show that a person can crank hard without sacrificing creature comforts. All the rastas on here should be included on your card list..please send their cards c/o Powell County Detention Center.
BTW- thanks for the plaid scarf you knitted for me.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:09 pm
Piggy,
I've arranged a sitting at the Olan Mills studio in Chevy Chase for you, Karen, River, Michelle and I. We're all wearing red so you guys wear green. The backdrop will be a snowy evening in Central Park.
Horatio,
Shell out the money and support a friend. I need that extra $5.00 for the holidays.
I've arranged a sitting at the Olan Mills studio in Chevy Chase for you, Karen, River, Michelle and I. We're all wearing red so you guys wear green. The backdrop will be a snowy evening in Central Park.
Horatio,
Shell out the money and support a friend. I need that extra $5.00 for the holidays.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:31 pm
my christmas photo.
the dirtiest thing ever said on 50s television -> "Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night."
the dirtiest thing ever said on 50s television -> "Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night."
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:37 pm
thanks doll.
this is our family.
this is our family.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:42 pm
There you go Anti
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:07 pm
i haven't decided between these two:
a nice, personal pose of myself.
a nice picture of the felacio clan, me and del. perhaps more appropriate for the giving season?
a nice, personal pose of myself.
a nice picture of the felacio clan, me and del. perhaps more appropriate for the giving season?
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:40 pm
Ray, you've totally forgotten about the "Christmas Letter" - minimum 5 pages, single spaced, but with a little room for the shittiest Christmas clip art you can scrounge out of a standard MS Office installation. Your dogs are 'gifted' and, damn it, we want to know in excruciating detail what sort of gifted shit they've done all year!